Chrisjraby

Is he fucking for real?!

Wanting Glenn Hoddle in :lol::lol:

"didn't have long to prepare with the internationals" - you couldn't fucking make it up

Pardew on SSN now

Go on Big Geordie lad

:lol::lol:

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Must be fucking unbearable being a striker for Newcastle under Pardew

Dennis Wise as a pundit on Setanta

That fucking set piece; Williamson had 2 players on him yet we still booted it to him, so fucking pointless

Pardew, give us a wave... from the dole queue you cunt

Glad to see the TV money is being put to good use! Can't wait to watch replays of the opposition tearing us a new one.

Anyone that votes stay should be named and shamed

Hope we get shot of Pardew and offer him a new deal, will never happen though obviously. Club is an utter disgrace.

Fucking joke

Gaston Ramirez joining Ben Arfa at Hull by the looks of it, sovereign state

booo

MYM and Hatem out with no one coming in, what a fucking shit deadline day

What a farce this club is

MYM in Italy then, cunts sake

Do we have the option to recall Lascelles? Looks like Satka or Streete will get a look in this year if not then!

Wonder how close to the line we managed to get him

Will be an honour to see him sitting on Chelsea's bench. Hopefully we can actually move for a more realistic target now, but instead I imagine Pardew will claim that Remy made noises about coming here, then changed his mind at the last minute and left us no time to find another player...