Chrisjraby

Said that you basically can't argue that he has a terrible record this year, 1 win in 12 or something

First caller on Total Sport slagging off Cabella

I wonder if this is how De Jong thought his time here would pan out so far

Quick, get Stevie Fistpump on

Howay Aarons, play the fucking long game here, get the cunt sacked first

This is a fucking grim watch. Honestly forgot that De Jong and Gouffran were playing, literally everything has passed them by.

Fucking corners man; how can we seemingly get worse at something we're already fucking hopeless at?!

Managed to miss their 2nd goal, how unexpected that was

"Geordie Jack"

FRETTTTTT

Colback trying to do Cabaye-esque passes

Deserved a goal that

We always seem to make Puncheon look like fucking Messi

Riviere seems to shit himself whenever he gets the ball, needs to take his time

Can't believe teams fretten in the first 30 seconds, not allowed surely?

HAHAHA

Ben Arfa banner just got a showing on Sportsnet in a video of him vs Reading the other night; fuck you Alan!

Love that banner

Hoping OG turns up and has a big game for us

He really is like the Alan Pardew of journalism

Thank fuck for that, thought Pardew might have left him out, the old cunt

Has he been registered in our 23?

Going to do well to hang on to OG in the last few days of the window

Sky Sports better remove any sharp objects from McInally's vicinity

Love seeing that cunt Van Gaal squirm like