Chrisjraby

What a fucking waste

Biglia's passing has been shite in this game

Bastards

Get up man

Palacio stretching the play well since coming on

Lawro's patter man, shocking

Unbelievable

Pardew's wet dream that

Shanked it

Why do defenders always slide in like that on the edge of the box; pretty much guaranteed to be a free kick whether you get the ball or not.

Forgot that Lawrenson was commentating for the BBC

Selling Yanga would be such a ridiculous decision, albeit a completely predictable one. Really not sold on signing Riviere either, would much rather throw money at Remy (literally if necessary) to try and get him before someone else does!

Jim Ross makes everything better

If only they had Jimmy the Hat, too. Might as well throw Tattoo Stan on as well!

Fred the Veg

Brazil realise they've gotta defend like?

Cheating fuck

How many people declined to be a commentator before they gave the gig to Robbie fucking Savage?!

Has Barkley done anything since coming on?

Why the fuck is Townsend defending Gerrard for flicking the ball over our defence?!

We got anyone playing in midfield tonight like?

"5 league goals in the last 3 seasons"

Casillas' first and last game of this tournament I'd imagine

£50,000 a week