Chrisjraby

Poor 'Arry once again

Get French Football ‏@GFN_France 9m Lyon Reserves 4-3 Raon d'Etape. Bafetimbi Gomis scored twice (a penalty and an acrobatic winner) and Jimmy Briand once. #OL

Has Gomis had a pre-season at all?

A televised Liverpool game without Gerrard given MOTM, I never thought I'd see the day!

Took Sturridge out of my fantasy football team this morning as it said he wasn't 100% likely to start

"Liverpool aren't likely to get any success from set pieces"

Owen's patter is fucking appalling

Result! Was gutted to find out UFC had moved to BT Sport as well, so this is very welcome news.

Chelsea have been heavily linked with a swoop for Anzhi Makhachkala striker Samuel Eto’o, but the Cameroon international’s agent has been quoted as saying that there has been no contact over a possible swoop and his client will be remaining in Russia. Peppino Tirri is reported to have told vesti.ru: "I can assure all that Eto'o will definitely stay at Anzhi. It would be very difficult to arrange his transfer because Samuel is not willing to move to another club for less wages.” by Lewis Rutledge 9:01 AM

Welbeck is so overrated

You get to have a pint with Kinnear when you get to the boxes/function rooms. You get to have several pints with Kinnear when you get to the boxes/function rooms, Kinnear gets pissed and starts getting names mixed up telling people that a guy called Chris has rabies. Maybe I can get him to drink a pint of lard as a bet...

Match subs. If you're tall enough you might get a game, it's how Shola started. I only had my ACL repaired 4 months ago but I reckon I could still cover more ground than that knacker so I could be in with a shout!

It's a premium in case you (on the off-chance) see Cabaye in the changing rooms Sounds like a match programme Cheers, if that is the case I better remember not to buy one outside first

It's a premium in case you (on the off-chance) see Cabaye in the changing rooms

Finally going for a stadium tour before the West Ham game at the end of the month; I noticed on the website that it's £3 extra on a match day, does anyone know if you get anything extra for this or is it just purely more because it's on a match day?

Wonder where Schürrle will fit in as well

http://www.sport24.com/var/plain_site/storage/images/football/diaporamas/le-mercato-2008-en-images/antoine-sibierski-norwich/3566501-1-fre-FR/antoine-sibierski-norwich_full_diapos_large.jpg

Was looking forward to seeing him and Karl Henry line up next year!

Have we signed Gomis and put him in an Ameobi shirt?

Arise Sir Shola

Gary Hooper signs for Norwich http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11709/8841800/gary-hooper-completes-switch-to-norwich-from-celtic-on-four-year-deal I work about 5 minutes from Carrow Road and all the season ticket holders in our office are going mad, first time I've ever been jealous of Norwich in a transfer window

Genuinely thought he was older than 31; christ knows how bloody immobile he'll be in the next few years given what he's like now!

Loving the fact that the article is calling him "Bafitmibi Gomis" throughout; amazing journalism once again!

According to Sky Sports: This is the article in question (as far as I can tell) - http://www.lequipe.fr/Football/Actualites/B-gomis-plait-a-l-om/386576 - literally fuck all in it.

Dortmund shirts look so much fucking better than ours