morla84

Perez flying out somewhere too apparently

Footballer has a beer 7 days before a match ?

We've bought 3 championship players out of 8?

Looks a miles better team

Still true and shows how bad everyone else was

First choice striker, winger and left back definitely needed now. Preferably ship Tiote/Saivet/Colback/Shelvey out and get a creative midfielder in too.

Need to play 442 at home imo

Main things to work on - set pieces (both ends); away form; scoring goals. Same old problems! Sure it'll come good

Shame we couldn't keep Townsend, they would have ripped defences apart switching wings at will

Yeah out for 3 months

3-0 to Huddersfield, Janmaat red card

Pathetic human being, would prefer to play Sissoko tbh

Should have forked out for McCormack tbh instead of dicking about with mugs like clark

Looked better under mcclaren tbh, bet the full Cheshire Cat grin is out in force post match analysis

Definitely not getting anything from this, big wake up call

Ayoze done a half decent set piece yet?

Just spilt my pint all over stiflers couch, he's out walking the dog but it can't walk far so due any second

Nowt up top, minimal creativity in midfield, dodgy defence and shakey keeper. Like last season, but worse. Hope Lascelles is kicking the shit out of them in the changing rooms for him losing his man

Classic Newcastle anticlimax

Zone just scored his first of the season Geoff

Written into Sels contract that he has to play if Krul is injured and Elliot over 14 stone apparently

Fulham spunking all over our Chins here

Denifate pelenty

Ref looks 20 clem

Ayoze the new Cisse