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My mate said his barber reckons we signed him by accident. Apparently Graham Carr told Charnley to sign Matz Sels, but it was a bad line so he misheard him. The ink was already dry on the contract before he realised it was a keeper Pardew was after, so Lascelles suggested we took Darlow too. That's why we went and bought Sels this year, on the second bite of the cherry

Shameful quotes from the lad, obviously not got the correct dna

Hope that has a scafftag

Great idea, lot of people have scarves anyway would be a good idea to encourage everyone to bring along as part of the black and white day

Tomorrow!!! ?

http://img.desmotivaciones.es/201010/moe_4.jpg

This cunt prime minister yet?

Didnt he say last season he wants to earn it and not just get it given to him? Hasnt earned it yet. No way. Usually the kind of bullshit you spin when someone else has something you badly want

No thought put into this

Hopefully with the questions about favourite ice cream flavours edited out?

Could someone post what's being said please?

http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/ba/47/0,,10278~14763962,00.jpg Ciaran Richardson http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/hollyoaks/images/f/fc/Ste_hay.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160528194622 Kieron Clark

He'll be fist pumping all over timber joey

Should turn them into swimming pools or something fun like that for half time imo

His knee probably isn't the strongest at the mo tbf

Krul Janmaat Mbemba Lascelles Dummett Shelvey Hayden Ritchie Diame Perez Gayle Sels Hanley Gamez Anita De Jong Aarons Mitrovic Not to mention Saivet, Tiote, Clark, Haïdara, Armstrong, Colback Striker and left winger and we are done.

I wasn't 100% convinced, but the real clincher has to be telling that pitch invader not to be silly imo

This cunt not over the line yet?

Must have sausages for fingers

Good news!

Sir Chancelot is going nowhere, we've got rid of two centre backs, replaced one and now moving to replace the other

Shudder to think what the first piece was

Slices a good log

Who we raiding next? QPR? Championship all stars assemble ?

The new Aaron Hughes I've been told