Anderson

Glad you cleared up that he was their manager.

Could sit and listen to him all night. Forgot how much I missed him.

"Would you leave the door open to a return?" "Fo sho"

Free Ticket Mags. Do we know how many there are being given away? 10k

https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/get-a-free-half-season-ticket/ Fucking hell.

Last 15 of the former during half time in the latter. 2.5 hours of uninterrupted football.

Why've Amazon told every pundit to stare deadpan down the camera as they tour the grounds.

Fuck off man, that is never a red.

If he had Solano's end product he'd be playing Champions League football.

Canny.

I've only just realised he meant dedicated Nah, they've just been forced to play at the war-torn Etihad Campus.

Probably need to expand the team from just one woman if we want to progress too.

Just enjoy his demented nonsense on here instead. Absolute tit indeed.

Naughty, Pardew-esque deal behind Poch's back.

Wow.

Leaving out Enrique, as a couple have done, is mad. He's probably the easiest pick in the team on account of being head and shoulders above anyone else in his position.

Raheem on the naughty step for this week's game.

Our centre halves our best strikers and Andy Carroll our best defender.

ASM with the HBK pop up.

Fede charging in to stick up for Almiron.

The year is 2048, the EU have just granted another Brexit extension and Almiron & ASM are still doing everything but score in pursuit of their first goals.