Anderson

Ah well, they gave us a good few years at least.

Big question is, too early to triple captain Kane?

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-uniteds-allan-saint-maximin-16793558 Seems like a good egg at least, shame he's not been signed in more positive circumstances.

Reckon Arsenal are going to have a good season. Won't trouble City/Liverpool, but could see them comfortably making up the top 4 alongside Spurs.

The fucking cheek!

Obafemi Martins.

Aye, two years too late with this loan.

Sleeve sponsor's some no-mark crypto-currency shite with less than 75 followers at the time of the club's tweet. No doubt Ashley's involved with them in some way.

Does Cauliflower Head play hoofball? Didn't he once say he "doesn't believe in tactics?" Man, going to be such a rude awakening after how well drilled we were previously.

Photo with Brucey's so fucking jarring ffs. Still not properly processed it.

Poor lad, imagine signing for us at the moment ffs.

"Joe is not there, he is in concrete negotiations with a Premiere League club. It may be that he leaves us." Mad a club being that open on social media.

Once again relying solely on a young, unknown quantity to lead our line next season - because that worked oh so well last time. This is going to be like groundhog day from McClaren's season ffs.

Linked with Milan, would be the cherry on the cake.

Wow

Buzzcocks in as assistant manager.

Probably time to do away with the '?'

That account looks like it might be fake mind, not sure why anyone would go to the lengths of getting a shirt printed for some Twitter likes though.

Hatem vs Zlatan derby will be fun at least. Should be plenty highlight reel clips to keep us entertained too.

Now imagining a scenario where a takeover is successful and Mourinho is appointed, who promptly sets about building a team around Joselu of the biggest duds he's ever managed.

He’s going to get booed isn’t he. I’m already embarrassed and I won’t even be watching it. One player where I'll be annoyed if he doesn't celebrate against us.

:lol: Get in.

Quelle surprise he's now being purposely contrary, self serving prick. Trust would do well to distance themselves from him, not have him on the board.

Man, mental nobody else is in for Tielemans. Thought they'd definitely miss out on him.