Anderson

Bah, everyone else seems to be picking winners for fun tonight, bar me. Just hoyed £40 on France to beat England @ 9/5, reckon the odds might start falling soon.

In other news, France have just confirmed they're getting my money for the Euro's.

Had a shocker. Only the 250/1 outsider finished behind.

Got Enter Milan in the next one at Wetherby as part as my original treble, don't really fancy him though.

Stuck a last minute 'safety' double on Carlton House and Hezmah with my last tenner in the account, Carlton House keeps his end of the bargain.

Abandoned you say? Hmm if only the other two can win then that would give me 3 winners and a non runner then.. Apparently not, couple place had stopped offering prices on it, but they're back now.

Where the fuck you pulling all these winners from you daft cunt? This isn't supposed to happen.

Looks like the last race might be off.

Ah, is it? Been pissing down all afternoon mind, that's a third of my treble down.

Going to be pissed if my middle selection lets me down, was originally just going to stick to another double, but added that one on at the last minute. Not too confident about it now though.

Queens Visit, mate. Good.

Who won? My stream decided to piss off just before the final straight.

Right, second and final role of the dice with the horses. Stuck a tenner on a treble. Having winnings sat in the account is a recipe for disaster like, I'm so tight when I have to make a deposit, but it's little more than Monopoly money when it's sitting there begging to be gambled.

Glad I did, mackem bastard won.

Nah, nearly stuck £20 on the 2F just because of what the favourite was called.

Fuck. First horse comfortably beaten.

Was going to keep my money for the basketball later, but stuck a little double on the horses.

Why? Just stick £20 in your account, stick a tenner on the first bet and a tenner on the second; then when they've settled you'll get a £10 freebet. http://www.betvictor.com/sports/en/content/sign-up-bonus?vcbanner=25pound_righthandbanner_small If I stick a tenner on my first bet, I'll need to spend an extra £30 to get my free £10. How?

Rumours are they'll return the give a rendition of 'You Know She Said No'.

Why? Just stick £20 in your account, stick a tenner on the first bet and a tenner on the second; then when they've settled you'll get a £10 freebet. http://www.betvictor.com/sports/en/content/sign-up-bonus?vcbanner=25pound_righthandbanner_small

won 31 of their last 33 - will be getting some of that 6/4

You've confused me. But they'll probably match your first bet with a freebet. So if you bet £10, they'll give you a £10 freebet. You might have to wait until the first bet has settled until you receive your freebet mind.

Meh, it's a plain black polo top, don't understand the love-in over it. I mean, aye, it's smart, but it's nothing to get excited about. Prefer ours.

Argies will win it in 2014. Messi getting his shit together and finally taking them to a World Cup, in Brazil, is a fairy tale waiting to be written.