Anderson

Poor man's Ben Arfa.

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I'll miss his accent.

Cahill.

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Frankie from The Saturdays might be moving to Newcastle.

Fucking hell Agent O'Neill, need to be a bit more subtle, even Brewcey wasn't so ridiculously obvious to begin with.

Hope he gives Abeid an extended run in the team with Cabaye's absence.

Everything's gone well so far and we're on course for our best window in a while, we're also the biggest spenders so far. Ergo, something has to go massively wrong tomorrow.

That depends on what you want and see long-term. Me, I see a rather mediocre future under Pardew which would be acceptable if we had mediocre players but we don't and I doubt we ever will under this set up. We look to sign good players that can only get better, for the youth sides all the way to the number 9 shirt itself. These good footballers don't tally with Pardew's football philopsphies which seem to be long ball and percentages football. It worries me when our manager considers Joey Barton wide left as a good decision, or Leon Best wide left. Or Ryan Taylor wide right at home to QPR in favour of Ben Arfa who a week prior had scored a wonder goal and generally terrorised the left-flank of the opposition. It worries me that despite seeing these good players week in week out in training he continues to deploy a long ball game which at times completely nulifies our strong area - midfield - while also playing into the opposition's hand up top with the listless Shola and Best combo that is so easy to defend against when the ball is launched long to them. Its a simple game for example. If you are to play Best and Shola up top they have to stay there and you have to put crosses in which means playing it wide quick and early with the full-backs pushing on. I'm no mug, I have a L3 coaches badge (for what its fucking worth by the way) so I know a little bit about tactics and the game, but surely nowhere near as much as Pardew who has played the game at the highest level and been a coach and manager for over a decade or so now, no?! This is why he scares me so much and forces me when judging his ability to come to these conclusions that long-term if we are to acheieve things, he is not and never will be the answer. He's all talk, a confidence trickster. He'd make a great salesman. Ironically, the reason he was appointed Responds to complaint about posts being too long with long post. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/160/673/ScumbagSteveHat.png?1313097115

Why would he want to move down the table to play for a bunch of racists?

Howay the Gooners.

Aye.

And he tried to flick it too. Aye, definitely active in the play. Handball and offside IMO, either way it hasn't stood which is the correct decision.

Fucking hell, that whole Twitter page. There should be something stopping cretins like him running wild on a computer, to protect them from themselves if nothing else.

Aye, it would be truly awful having a manager of his ability here.

Only one to come out of the game with any credit. Was by no stretch of the imagination great, but he didn't do anything wrong which is sadly enough to make him our motm.

"I can't fault my players too much.."

That'll be why they spent most of the game playing long balls then. I thought they were shite. We were just worse.

Couldn't care if Cisse's half fit and never spoke to the rest of the team before kick off, he'll still be a much better option than Shola

Woeful, got it all wrong today.

Depressing that he can get a start for us nowadays, regardless of who's missing, nevermind captain us FFS.