Anderson

Good luck, cunt. FA should've just emailed back with:

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Newcastle-Hatem-Ben-Arfa-wants-to-become-new-Eric-Cantona-by-conquering-English-football-article874838.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17266168 Not the sort of thing you'd want your captain to be saying in public. Understand what he means, but still. Similar to Nolan's comments about Carroll last season.

Didn't even realise Aspers had a high rollers bit, where's that? Thought the upstairs was for that game that only the Chinese can understand.

Ethi bottled it.

Andy's too busy looking at memes, fucking slacker.

:lol: Still there like, maybe the Mayan's were right with their 2012 craic?

How's the video lasted so long? Law and order has gone, the lunatics are running the asylum!

Love how they're all 'what do you think of Tiote', 'are you not embarrassed'; not stopping to think that actually Sessegnon lost his head, embarrassed himself and played his part in costing them a famous victory over us.

Approximately last season.

Also, surely Cattermole can't be 23? Looks about 30 odd ffs.

O'Neill started it all off in the first half. I stood up in the family enclosure and shouted "How, what ye deein man ye daft cunt?" when he was running over to Pardew's technical area. Got a few dodgy looks like. Aye, he's a right irritable cunt constantly jumping up and down like a bairn.

Bit early for these isn't it? Thought they were normally announced at around about the close of the season. Either way, encouraging news. Onwards and upwards!

He knew he was going to score, may as well save that goal for a not so direct chance He knew he was guaranteed one goal, if he scored the pen than that may have been that, but he rolled the dice and gave it to Ba hoping Ba would tuck it away and he'd go on to grab the winner. It all makes sense now. Bloke's a genius.

http://p.twimg.com/AnPVudoCAAIAk6V.jpg He loves it.

Wonderful moment when he picked the ball up at the way line and before he'd even touched it the whole ground shouted for him to shoot. Brought a big smile to my face despite the fact we were still 1-0 down at that point.

Not sure about the coat mind. Doesn't look like it has a windscreen either meaning it mustn't be a regular Smart Car, but rather one of these: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Smart_crossblade1.jpg/800px-Smart_crossblade1.jpg Imagine seeing him driving round in that, his perm flowing in the wind.

Were people aware that Colo's motor of choice is a convertible Smart Car? :lol:

Fucking hell, imagine, the Dutch wouldn't know what's hit them.

Hopefully Demba's learnt, just as Nolan did last year, that when Big Shols is around, there is only one designated penalty taker.

Club once again offering fans the chance to sign up for the price freeze, but confirm there'll be no similar half price season ticket deal later on in the season. http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20120305/nine-year-price-freeze-deal-for-season-ticket-holders-_2281670_2634397

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Politely ask them to change their kit for this occasion to a red and white striped number with an accompanying advert for a shite bingo site no one's heard of, then unleash the beast.

Ain't a dig at Pardew as such but if he'd been in the dugout for 3 or 4 years I think he'd have insisted that Shola took penalties when he was on the pitch. I felt a sense of dread when Ba stepped up, just because I knew for sure that Shola was a better bet. If there's two things Shola loves, hats aside, it's scoring pens and scoring against the mackems. Couldn't believe that he wasn't taking it, never felt confident when Ba stepped up for whatever reason.