Anderson

Cheeky.

How far off a France call-up is ASM?

Doesn’t even throw the ball away, ffs.

4 shots on target, 4 goals. Dat Brewcie efficiency.

Thought he was away down the tunnel there, “my work here is done”.

Maxi

From one Ando to another, I salute you, sir.

Ole having someone hold a brolly for him. :lol: Pardew behaviour.

Shock.

Joe doesn’t look confident.

Fair play, Jonjo. Knew exactly what he wanted to do as soon as he got the ball there.

All we’ve got in our locker is chucking hopeful balls into the box they’re camped in.

Get it out the way before European football kicks off properly?

Chelsea keeper’s going to get done for being off his line if he saves one.

That was an odd tangent he went on after being asked about Son.

Ashley :lol:

Have we had a really contentious VAR decision go against us yet? Can only remember benefitting from them.

Laters Jose.

“Newcastle fans will be ecstatic”, you’d be surprised Jamie.

Got to be a pen!

Wonder if Ashley will get the itch to bin Bruce sooner rather than later? Served his purpose of taking the heat post-Rafa by now.

Pickford doing Pickford things again.

Just seen the Fraser/Clark sub, ‘kin hell!

What the Americans call football number of hours in a day abbreviation for high-def dot com. Fuck me, took far too long to work out what’s going on here.

Last time we scored 4 in a first half was against AZ according to Sky. That went well...