TheGuv

This is exactly what i;d get called tight for. 'Alreet mate, Do you want an ST for £200?' 'Aye, definitely! That sounds great!' Okay then we'll call it £300 because you're getting it cheaper cos of me' 'No f*** off you tight c*** I've still asked him, he's skint so i'm not going to ask for the extra like

Well done Chris, join the clurb. Anyone fail?

Fantastic

I reckon he should be looking to only make maybe 4 changes on Wednesday with a very strong bench if it goes tits up.

I was coming back from somewhere on the train and asked my mate to text me updates. She sent me 1-0 GRIFFIN and that was it. I announced it to the train and then immediately started worrying that she was taking the p*ss. Similar story, i should wait till January 16th like but i got a text of my step dad as school was ending saying Mourinho is the new manager to replace Allardyce. I go round telling every f***er who'd listen on the way home that he was our new boss. Only to find out when i got back it was Keegan. He really f***ing did me on that one like Felt like such a tit

But it's not. It's rewarding their mates and family for the ST holder's support Same thing man, we got more fans they get more of their friends and family to watch the club, don't get whats so negative about this news. That i'm paying a s*** load more to have watched just 5 games in which we've played 3 category c games?

How anybody can have a go at Ben Arfa's play on Saturday quite frankly doesn't have a clue.

Allez le toon! Allez le toon!

Before they even think about it the F.A can f*** off even thinking about Pardew Seriously though, if we do well this season...

Have Chelsea used up all subs and down to 9 men?

It's just common sense imo. Why haven't we been doing this for years?

Thought it would be good to have a thread on personal memories from posters on the anniversary of a game. For example: 23rd October 2002 NUFC 1-0 Juventus I'll never forget that goal from Andy Griffin. I was only 9 at the time but i remember being hoisted up into the air by my dad and a few of the lads around us at the top of Level 7. Who'd have thought we''d somehow manage to win the next 2 games eh?

Contact in the box means a penalty. Tackles from behind/cannot be reckless even if you touch the ball etc.

Who scoreD?

Blackburn 1-2 Spurs

1-1 Seriously? Apparently, thats the word, can anyone confirm this? Spoke to my ITK and I can indeed confirm that it is 1-1. If it's a Spurs ITK it will be a load of bull. Could we verify this please?

Blackburn have scored!!!!!! 1-1

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk0ylhwuve1qztwte.gif Class film, jeez

Wish they'd bring the dissent rule back. If you complain the free kick is moved 10 yards further forward

His lass is in for a good night then Like it wasn't going to happen anyway. Given how little he's played at Man Utd glad he's had an extended run in the team but he needs to start showing soon that he is learning from the experience he's getting. Fair enough

His lass is in for a good night then

Rodallega's a f***ing prick too like. When he went down in the 1st half and he was getting 'treated' for 2 minutes, really p***ed me off. He hobbles off, the physio literally just dabbed him with a towel then he sprints on to try and score then when he realised he was offside starts to limp again. C***

He sounded drunk on talksport like

Lot of people on about him losing the ball,which he did do (and will do quite a bit every single time he plays so people need to get used to it) but he provides a threat through the middle which worries defenders and opens up space for other players. That's twice in two games him just being on the pitch has changed our attacking play for the better imo,and he's not even playing that well. Even when he was messing it up or holding onto the ball too much he was opening the game up for us. We looked a much better side and will do even more once his team-mates are on the same wavelength and he's at full speed. Totally. He was the difference in the 2nd half. He changed the game

Can only be arsed to say 3 things as it's all been covered but: Obertan: Useless Simpson: Poor Ben Arfa: Changed the game