Village Idiot

Fucking hell, hope Gomis is allright.

Villarreal get one back. Need two more to equalize the tie.

How does a club go from having 2000000000 leftbacks to playing Ryan Taylor? What happened here?

Suárez protesting ref decisions is making me sweat.

Well, that's a pretty quick way to kill the tie. Sub Suárez off now

Villarreal-Barça starting. Lucho going all in with a pretty strong team. I'm not sure we should risk Suárez in the starting XI - he's one yellow away from being suspended for a hypothetical final. DON'T fuck this up.

Fucking hell, I'm starting to think that whenever Carver hears Robson's spirit advising him it's actually Pardew with one of these:

Aye, it means the exact opposite of what he implies

Wat.

He got drunk on his birthday party and a video of it leaked. That's where the chant came from. He got plenty of (unfair imho) stick because that was on the eve of their 4-0 defeat in the Madrid derby.

Madrid got done for their fans singing "Messi is a retard", too. Both cases (and a bunch of others) are still pending.

There's a lot of infighting between the Spanish FA and La Liga. Both are headed and staffed by corrupt c***s, so whoever loses, we win. UEFA have mandated the punishment, so there's little to argue by La Liga.

Almería docked 3 points because of an outstanding debt of 50k to Aalborg for the signing of Jakobsen.

From the sample of NUFC games that I have watched, I'd say that technically Anita is the best passer in your midfield, he just doesn't seem too good at selecting passing options.

Well, it's making the rounds around Spanish forums, too!

Valencia already just one point off Atlético, ahead of their visit to the Vicente Calderón next weekend. That's going to be tasty.

Yes. Weren't you linked with him way back?

Aye, Marcelino has built a great side. Hope they don't pull off the upset against us in midweek, mind!

Nice. Back in the race.

FM regens.

It's Pardew we're talking about; Nickelback's Chad Kroeger more like.

Been wondering the same; he's looked sharp to me. I understand easing him into the side, but it's been a month since he came back from injury.

He's brave to call himself brave. So he's right.

He had some damn impressive performances earlier in the year before getting injured. I hope they give him a decent contract. Funny how hard is to get rid of useless coaches and managers on long contracts, and how easy is to get rid of good players...