Village Idiot

Barça eventually signed the best player in the show, by the way.

Aye, that one is pretty neat, always loved how it includes the badges of all the teams that merged to create the "Union"

Lewandowski and Reus should try this: Holy s*** I got drawn into that almost instantly. We actually tried that catapult shit on the beach when we were bairns, that series is just absurdly silly

Lewandowski and Reus should try this:

That sentence doesn't make any iota of sense.

FFS Robben

Good move by Robben there, laying it off because he knows he'd have bottled it again.

Why isn't Boateng being subbed? He's limping badly.

Robben man.

Neuer again.

According to the Catalan commentator, Bayern are Europe's top scoring side from headers. I can believe that, certainly.

Decent game so far, what was that Game of Thrones shit at the start?

Pedro's had two awful years in a row now. When he's on song he's great, but Sánchez has been better than him since he came here.

Sánchez confirmed he's staying by the way, told so by the club. His form indeed picked up towards the end of the season so I'm willing to give him another year. Right now he's ahead of Pedro anyway.

Would slit my wrists, like.

Well, I should've said "forward". Somebody who can break down defences or at least be enough of a threat so Messi doesn't get double or triple teamed all the time. We can get shut down very easily right now.

Seems ridiculous to pay so much for an untested young player with 12 months left on his deal. Ah well, hope the hype is worth it. We *do* need another credible striker.

Some day you'll finish 3rd or 4th and feel my pain

We've never finished outside the top 6 in my lifetime actually. But what I meant is that those two managers did a terrible job with the resources they had, which were obviously far superior to most of the league. Serra-Ferrer in particular was eye-cancer inducing stuff.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8rxckxM6W1r9rdxs.gif Get the f*** out of here with that bullshit VI. "We had xxxx and we finished...THIRD " Worse... Fourth

Is Mou your dad, David?

Marca dropping the ball and saying he will go to Barça. €50m total (sigh), 5-year and 7m per year.

Serra Ferrer man, stuff of nightmares. There's Reixach too, but the players mostly just ignored him. Those two I rate less as managers than Pardew, as incredible as it may seem. Reixach gets a pass for signing Messi though.

We've had worse.

I'm only 6'0, but that makes me a giant in Barça standards. Anyhow, those quotes about being the best team are mystifying but it's a good change to see him be a bit more upbeat for a change.