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That's the kind of fun weird shit I used to love running in other forums. If, and it's a big if, I have some spare time coming the start of next season I will give it a thought.

While Napoli is indeed a shithole, I thought the Amalfi Coast was absolutely dreamy.

No, it was in the summer. But I should abuse my Italian relatives more.

So it happened once and they won? From my calculations if we won every game we would probably win the league/some cups. Just went to their website and they still have it on in some capacity. Just voted for them to play a 4-3-3 in their promotion playoff final. They even have player profiles like you're playing FIFA http://www.murcielagosfc.com/a/equipo/jugador/demenegui

Already been done: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murci%C3%A9lagos_FC

I have a taste for the odd gamemanship-fueled grudge match. Particularly with heavy south-american or Italian player involvement. Nobody does it like them.

Confirmed. Retiring after this weekend's game.

Napoli is a shithole, pretty sure he'd rather have managed us. That is true, but there are plenty of truly amazing places to live near Napoli.

How does Mendes do that? http://buffalobeast.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hypnotoad.gif Maybe?

f*** you! Who are Barcelona? Some tin pot club that has only just recently been able to get someone to sponsor your shirt, and your best forward is a midget. Mickey mouse team. http://discussions.ghanaweb.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=13567&p=20114

With all due respect to you lot, I'll believe that Benítez would have rather taken a sabbatical if he was so intent of staying in England and no "big club" job became available.

Valdés' agent denying he's gone to Montecarlo.

http://estaticos.sport.es/resources/jpg/6/9/1369677860396.jpg Next season's training kit with an aerial view of the city. Definitely getting that.

How much do you think it would cost to get both? Does ter Stegen get loaned out? Reina plays the league and the CL, Ter Stegen plays the cup. Pinto gets more time to do his cornrows. No idea about cost, but it's unlikely we'd be able to afford both given we should buy CBs.

Reina's been long past his best, imho. But would be safe bet, Ter Stegen is very young.

Bothers me a lot that Falcao and Valdés are having medicals while their clubs' season isn't over, by the way. Even if the last game is meaningless.

Shevchenko at the Nou Camp. Vitor Baia in the same game. Different game that, we got well beaten that time.

Reina or Ter Stegen. Or both.

Barça 4 - Kiev 1 was my favorite Barça match up until our current era - Guardiola, Laudrup, Romario, etc... at their absolute finest.

Potentially WOAT, imho. Barça: 2-6 at the Bernabéu in 2008. Obvious motives, also a cracking game of football where Real Madrid started winning and would have jumped above us in the table in Guardiola's first year. The game that started it all for us. Spain: 4-0 against Italy in the Euros. Best performance against a top tier side I have witnessed. Neutral: so many to chose from... the Istanbul final possibly. No other way to look at it, easily one of the most memorable finals of all time. I watched the 5-0 a few seasons ago (can't remember when). That Barca performance was just untrue, pretty much everyone in the pub said it was the best club team they'd ever seen. That's a very close runner-up, and we were probably better. But the 2-6 had more drama to it, in the 5-0 we just strolled around and dicked them.

Both of them have rarely ever been in London. De Bruyne signed in Jan. 2012 and has spent the entirety of that time with Genk or Bremen. They will loan the guy out elsewhere and only bring him to Chelsea if he is developed into a good player by the other club. It's become the "Chelsea way". Courtois has been a Chelsea player for two years and likely hasn't even wore their training gear. Love how he doesn't want to go back to Chelsea next season. Atlético will have got a world-class player for 3 years, which is pretty much the average amount of time they can keep a player of his caliber if bought "for real".

Shouldn't give out a cup to a second placed team. Plaque, shield, etc... would be better.

So it's Hull, Palace and Cardiff. I guess Cardiff will be fun, always had a soft spot for Bellamy. The other two I couldn't care less about.

Will take a great offer in order to convince him to leave Sevilla, absolutely loves the place and has married a local girl, even opened some businesses.