Village Idiot

And Robben redeems himself. Written in the stars.

Did the score go 2-1 to Dortmund for a moment?

Expended a lot of energy first half coming out of the blocks as quick as they did. And they don't have too much on their bench compared to Bayern.

Bayern just seem way fitter if this goes to ET. Dortmund starting to look exhausted.

Always thought that Weidenfeller was a bit of a weak link for Dortmund but he's risen to the occasion today. Hats off.

Subotic man. Will make history books if Dortmund end up winning this.

Really love how German fans yell the name of the goalscorers.

Should've been sent off too.

Pen!

Barça eventually signed the best player in the show, by the way.

Aye, that one is pretty neat, always loved how it includes the badges of all the teams that merged to create the "Union"

Lewandowski and Reus should try this: Holy s*** I got drawn into that almost instantly. We actually tried that catapult shit on the beach when we were bairns, that series is just absurdly silly

Lewandowski and Reus should try this:

That sentence doesn't make any iota of sense.

FFS Robben

Good move by Robben there, laying it off because he knows he'd have bottled it again.

Why isn't Boateng being subbed? He's limping badly.

Robben man.

Neuer again.

According to the Catalan commentator, Bayern are Europe's top scoring side from headers. I can believe that, certainly.

Decent game so far, what was that Game of Thrones shit at the start?

Pedro's had two awful years in a row now. When he's on song he's great, but Sánchez has been better than him since he came here.

Sánchez confirmed he's staying by the way, told so by the club. His form indeed picked up towards the end of the season so I'm willing to give him another year. Right now he's ahead of Pedro anyway.

Would slit my wrists, like.

Well, I should've said "forward". Somebody who can break down defences or at least be enough of a threat so Messi doesn't get double or triple teamed all the time. We can get shut down very easily right now.