Foluwashola

Look forward to receiving the 'you're about to be ruthlessly slaughtered' notification.

Going to treasure that Leicester success. Last time anything like that is going to happen for a long, long time.

Lee Ryder confirmed we're closing in on a 4 year deal.

Disagree, i think he does. Problem is he's young and being young he makes mental mistakes. Also i'm not going to judge him too harshly under Martinez who obviously doesn't have a clue how to coach defence. Reckon he'll have a better time of it under Koeman, assuming he stays of course. no one with any defensive instincts tries doing cruyff turns in his own fucking penalty area. He always seems more focused on showing yes he's a good footballer at the cost of doing whats right defensively. Now your right Martinez could have (and probably did) had a major impact on this but I have trouble ever seeing him as even a competent defender let alone a good one. When to play the ball in defence can be learnt. Showed more than enough the season before last to show he does have defensive ability. Could be fantastic if developed correctly.

I'd like to guide us towards abusing the Irish National team again please.

If Jason McAteer wants to be a fish finger, let him be a fucking fish finger.

It's amazing how many shit footballers remember their deed grandad was from Cork.

Know it's been debated time and time again, but if he was generally trying his best I dread to think what he looks like when he can't be arsed.

Difference in attitude between this cunt and Townsend. Polar opposites.

Have we ever had a player who so regularly lets us know we're beneath him while simultaneously giving nothing on the pitch? Honestly, what a joke of a man.

Talking in the press? Whey nar.

Colback would be revered in Slovakia, we'll find common ground.

Bagged tickets for the Slovak game. Owa the moon. Until, yeah, the attacks take place.

One good puff and that will float off into a million wishes. Will Graham Norton do?

The 201 duo. Strike force next season?

Isn't Conte a bent twat? Hopefully gets nicked a couple of games into the season.

Dropped for sessioning. You could get a game for Jamaica.

Defoe playing is just shan

Deserved for tipping point.

Tyldesley drops banter like it's going out of fashion

He thinks charity starts at home.

Erection specialist just lingering on the sidelines.

Been through about 30 footballers apparently. Will probably upgrade munters to Mesut Ozil at Arsenal.

Is it not true?