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Crooks' team of the year. No Vardy. Coutinho. Oh Garth. http://bbc.in/1OtIJvw

Terry again making himself centre of attention after doing fuck all.

Are footballers taking the piss with their masks now? Pedro basically had a helmet on.

Sparky criticising the Stoke undead?

His foot is about 30 miles away from where you would naturally put it to shield the ball. It was a disgusting, coward's challenge.

Pardew looks ill.

Doubt Shearer had 5 reds by the age of 21. He was spot on, he needs to sort himself out, ASAP.

Alli for me. Technique is disgusting.

Forgot Benteke scored that worldie.

Ouch

Surely someone at the club must have thought 'arr aye, didn't we have them fake bombs in during the week?'

Perhaps the exercise hasn't finished yet.

Gabby's cock too white. 5/7.

Poor Pompey, staying in League 2 again.

Good idea for a thread. 'What would you target if you were a terrorist?'

link? http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/teams/newcastle-united/10283606/wijnaldum-great-but-too-late "In my opinion we lose too many games. Particularly away games" The fucking cheek of the cunt Hasn't been seen at an away ground all season.

It does. For all these people loving him, seemingly because he's a nutcase, they seem to forget that he's also a disgusting cheat along with his idiotic tackles, and has been from the day he arrived, throw in the fact that he's a striker who doesn't really score goals, it's not hard to dislike him. How exactly is he a "disgusting cheat?" He has produced pathetic dives on a number of occasions this season.

Boro. Sunderland NETD 4EVA.

Who the fuck in their right mind does this? Even weirder than legitimate terrorists.

Mick, Mick McCarthy. Perfect.

Hopefully some of the Championship filth we bring in fits in the Rafa song.

Want to like him but the more he lets himself down with shite like that the more difficult it is. Think he'll be a very good Championship striker tbf.

Sky interview sounds more promising.