Foluwashola

Just saw this 'protest'. Pathetic.

Aduriz Unbelievably pathetic.

He's got 18 goals in an absolutely sh1t team man! There's nowt spawny about it, he's a different class. If you had Defoe you'd be nowhere near the relegation zone now, I have no doubt about that. Very true.

Agendas man. I think some people view a left back as a Roberto Carlos or Ashley Cole type. Yes that's lovely but players with forward flair and defensive nous are rarer than hens teeth. Most have one or the other. Dummett is an excellent defender and one of the few good attitudes in our squad. Both.

Wongaloid scum did themselves proud with the YNWA rendition like.

Asamoah Gyan before he remembered he didn't give a shit about playing proper football.

Was a half-arsed pen from a half-arsed player. Mind on his summer move. Desperate.

Possibly the greatest man to have ever lived.

Outstanding.

Well, he did refuse to play, didn't he? Yep, and that's why he deserves stick. Went on strike to try and force a move. Now playing for Crystal Palace under his fellow cunt.

Get the fuck in. That mercinary cunt missing his pen anarl. What a day.

Love Lawro like.

Shit scared.

I think it's fair to assume that all the rumours about him having a poor attitude were true. Was blasphemy to suggest this when Pardew/McClaren was gaffer.

If he moved to the Premier League he'd be turned on. Out of sight, out of mind. Like Mourinho though he's a winner above all else. They're outstanding both.

Have you confirmed one way or another if you are playing? Oh shit that was a bit vague wasn't it. Nah sorry, not going to be able to make it as likely to be out very late Friday. Apologies for being a quim guys.

You think Atletico are deservedly ahead? Am I drunk asf. for thinking Bayern has been the better team? Absolutely. It's been another textbook Atleti tactical effort. Absolutely beautiful.

What?

Wish Clatts could do our games ffs.

Oooh El Niño

Will never get old.

Has Coman had a random Palacio transplant. Ghastly.

Ah aye

No idea what the context is but it's probably funnier without.