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You're aware Sunderland remain below us in the table?

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.

Van Gaal man. Fuck off you flat faced misery.

If true, I'm sure McClaren will be destroyed for it following the inevitable defeat, but he probably deserves to be dropped on recent form, particular away from home.

Man U constantly hoying regens on.

Makes Cabella look like Vinnie Jones.

At one point he was a reasonably average striker. Then he remembered he was Scottish and started getting pissed constantly and being shite at football.

Was a dominant force in the waffa. Returned to the midlands to die at such a tender age.

He's living out Shutter Island man. Doing a psychology course = being clinically insane.

Savvywoman.co.uk Stifler's bible

Any coincidence that Johnson has all the traits of a psychopath?

Hmm, about a year after it's essentially confirmed he's a nonce they've twigged. Oh you're a nonce.

Mess of a run-up.

Gan on stevie lass.

The bond between Saido and Pulis just keeps on getting stronger.

Still can't get over how fit his lass is as well. Very strange Adam, very strange.

Aye.

Quality stuff. Very winnable game at the weekend as well.

Why's this illegal again all of a sudden like?

Prefer players paid by NUFC not to belittle the club every other week in the press, particular if their attitude on the pitch can be questionable at times. He's also judged on a different scale to some of the lesser players as we know what he has in his locker. Disclaimer: He remains our best attacking outlet and should be a guaranteed starter.

Don't know why but I love the knacker. Thick bastard clearly does love the club.

Still gutted it wasn't on an episode of To catch a predator.

Starting to look canny this Lingard cat.

Sounds like the human goat.