Foluwashola

He's going to rub his face off in Poland.

What the fuck? "KNOCK HIM OUT!!" Love how he just casually strolls onto the pitch.

He should take Cech off, just for a laugh. He should take his knickers off.

As I was being ejected from Aspers for falling asleep at 5am, I touched Jonas' lovely hand and shouted his name in his face.

What the fuck man? Loved the bit where we conceded 4 in the first half to Wigan

That thread is quite possibly the worst thing I've seen on t'internet, and I've seen 2 Girls 1 Octopus. No shame.

Those geps get the ladies swarming around him. Such a smooth operator. His inevitable sextape is going to be fantastic

The Barca/Real wankfest is bad enough here, can't imagine what it must be like for the proper football fans of the other 18 teams in Spain.

Deserves a statue outside every ground in England.

Withdraw some, lad.

Best league in the world can't even get a team in the final.....

BETTING GENIUS.

Get in!!

Bayern player is clearly going to attempt a Jenas pen in the shootout, sending Dinho into a murderous rage.

You'll fucking kill him

We're either going to witness unbridled joy or a mental breakdown. Penalties would be interesting. Good luck Dinho, you mental

One way to ease yourself into the betting game

Out come the rolls.

Football is fun.

About as shan as they get.

Real are more likely to beat Chelsea. They are also managed by the ultimate DILF. For these reasons, howay Real

Hope the Norwich fans completely take the piss if they send Villa down. Delia to make some flapjacks with her own shit and lob them at the depressing brummies, if any should bother to turn up.

Agree with that. They'll justify it by saying the chances of a winner not qualifying through their league are extremely slim. None of this will matter, anyway. Jose will do the business.

Bizarre logic. Why's that? Every year since 2002, if you finish 4th you've deserved Champions League football. If we finish 4th and don't get in then we've not got what we deserved. Well Chelsea won't win it for a start. If they do, and we finish 4th, they deserve it. Those are the rules. I'll be as disappointed as everyone else, but won't be crying. So why did Liverpool deserve to get away with it....... Divin't kna, mate. Ask UEFA. Hopefully we'd get the same treatment........ Perhaps I ain't as angry as I still don't think we'll finish 4th, like.