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Literally came into my socks when he played Cisse through,

That was fun. Dat drop of the shoulder by Ben Arfa EIEIEIO.

Jelly.

How bald is this lad? Would love to piss on his shiny head.

3-0. Cisse 2, Shola 1. GET INTO THEM.

How's that work, like? The future is fucking mental Wonder if the poster in the middle will be 3D. Imagine having a 3D Shola on your bedroom wall, would never leave. In fact, I'd stick him on the ceiling and sleep in my glasses so every morning I'd wake up with him looming over me.

Would have looked like a reet muppet if you were a second out.

Newcastle 4 Arsenal 4 Newcastle 5 Sunderland 1 Man U 1; Man City 6 Man U 8; Arsenal 2 aren't classic ? They're games, not seasons. The main problem is the sheer amount of bilge outside the top 7 or 8. The quality is just awful in midtable. Seriously, when has there ever been a campaign, in any country, in which the bottom half didn't consist of completely average teams? Fulham, Norwich, Stoke, Swansea etc can all cause problems for the bigger teams on their day.

People seem to say the quality of the league has declined every season, it must be well shite by now As with pretty much every league in the history of football, there are a few quality teams and a mixture of mediocrity and bollocks.

Only deserve to win if you can stick the ball in the net, tbh. Still, they'll brutalise lizard-man and his troop of salamanders in the 2nd leg

I had a cheeky deeks at Ronny's impressive abs like. There's something really slimy about him, makes my skin crawl. Fantastic player, tho. The way he is dipping himself towards the camera with a knowing smile on his face. It's like he's tea-bagging your mind. We've all been tea-bagged.

Can't stop staring at the genitalia on that magazine cover. Not sure if gay....

Have to say, fair play Chelsea. Good to have all to play for in both semis still. Hope they don't get any ideas though, the cheeky scamps.

Fucking hell man :lol:

Memory, all alone in the moonlight.

eho said that? the cunt has been on his diving board all night Think it was that Chelsea fan who comes on every now and again.

Sure someone on here was telling me Drogba didn't dive these days.......

Pitch invasion at Darlo.

Would have given my virginity to a Romanian fisherman to attend that Shearer destruction.

Well in Liverpool. Will hopefully get some nice Western European ties next season

Scouser.

WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE STORM............ :puke: :puke:

Wew. Haven't bought a shirt for ages, but this.......THIS! Wouldn't even want to wear it, just wrap it around my nether regions

Bassong loves a red card in a relegation fight, the greedy mess.

Mancini is a proper little creep like.