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Yup. Wins a lot of headers but if we were to rely on him for goals we'd be in deep shit.

Mrs Ameobi did something special for NUFC when she popped out her litter.

Incredibly happy. The Dynasty shall prosper Has to be said though, Ba's first 2 outings have been horrible.

Clarence must be at the dentist's.

Should be some well lush groups like. Sure we'll get the usual 30 mins of Clarence Seedorf juggling or some shite.

He has been described as the "Glen Johnson of Holland". But honestly, wouldn't mind him here. Considering Glen Johnson would waltz into our team, things could be worse.

If Roux is decent, please get the bugger in. Hopefully we don't find ourselves in a situation in which the player desperately wants to sign for us, though.

Who gives a fuck if he's shown no ambition, man? How exactly could he have shown ambition? He had the choice of staying at a club that didn't want him or moving to a lesser club. The big teams were never going to come in for him, this doesn't mean getting rid is somehow a stroke of genius. Some may take pleasure from watching Joey get relegated this season, but nothing positive has came out of this saga for NUFC.

Truly sexy little man.

Has nothing to do with hero worship. People are merely disappointed to lose an important squad player on a free with seemingly no replacement lined up. We've signed about four French midfielders since the start of the year. Yet we go into the season with Barton in the starting XI....

Has nothing to do with hero worship. People are merely disappointed to lose an important squad player on a free with seemingly no replacement lined up.

Is it supposed to make us feel better that he is moving to a supposedly inferior team? Couldn't give a shit if he signed for West Allotment Celtic, he was still an important squad player.

For someone with tied hands, he's doing pretty well at picking up a pen and signing a contract. Such a moronic stance to take. Imagine yourself in his position. He's clearly not wanted here and has received a decent offer from QPR. Is it not possible that he does want to stay, but realises he needs to do what is best for him in the long-term?

Shaun Derry is quite a player tbf.

Risk staying a year and being left in the wilderness come May, or accept a lengthy contract offer elsewhere. Hardly fucking rocket science.

Ah, victory against the mackems and things were temporarily looking up. Classic NUFC.

Had a St Pauli/Man U double last night (nee lies). £4.77 on QPR/Leicester £5 on Burnley/Millwall/Villarreal Not particularly confident with 4 of these 5 likely to put out absolutely shite XIs.

This was class this.

Have literally no idea what Capello is saying on Goals on Sunday. Worse than Adebayor.

Thought Tiote was pretty shite today lad. Nevermind, we beat the tits.

Club legend.

Hahahahaha. Sadface scored a screamer past the cunts. Getting mortal toneet.

Do your thang Shola. Do your thang.

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt.

Shola Ameobi: The Derby Menace