Foluwashola

The black man is today's chaser.

quotes? link? ok...promised i a strong word....but did pardew not say more than once that a striker was highest priority together with a LB or have i misunderstood everything I think you've misunderstood everything. The priority is to bring in quality players at a reasonable price who have the potential to develop into international players striker is not a 'gaping hole' We're still starting Lovenkrands. It's the most gaping of gaping holes.

This is shite. Fuck of Swanson you goose-voice prick.

This lad's been whacking his lass. He rang the programme though so it's alright.

Fuck this, Jeremy Kyle's going on.

Striker. Please. annoyance disapproval disdain

Wut? How? Why? Know he's injured all the time, but still.....

Don't like his name.

Everton gan ments.

Dharmesh Sheth to headbutt himself to death on the transfer screen.

Remember when PAOK fans thought they were buying Ibrahimovic and started smashing plates aal owa the shop in celebration before realising they'd signed this mug. Simpler times.

Just praying to Allah we get a decent striker in. Anything else is a bonus.

Benson and Hedges.

As much of a twat as Ashley is, he'll never never pay 8-figure sums for ancient freaks. For this, we should be grateful.

Liking it. Now get in a non-Macheda striker and the wanking mittens will get an outing.

Finally someone fit to fill Didier Domi's boots. The lass on SSN. Would.

Proper Fifa signing. Hopefully he can get his swagger jagger back and play absolutely amazing for the geordie boys.

Get in, Leon. His type of game today Still desperately need a striker, of course.

Not pretty but got the job done. Bring in a couple of players and things are looking alright

Will say it again, we're the only party negatively affected by this move. Joey has his contract, QPR have a good PL player, we're left with a weaker squad. See people continue to pleasure themselves over the fact he has moved to a "lesser" team while failing to comprehend the state we're currently in.

Moronic comment. Lighten up sugarplum xx

Pretty sure his imaginary god would still love him if he had a couple of scotch eggs before the match.

He was. He was decent but nothing more. I'm not sure he's viewed in terms of his relative importance to the team, but I'd be worried if you're relying on him to score consistently. Indeed. He won the majority of headers he went in for, but this is pretty much all he can do. When he plays we spend the whole game hoofing it up to him anarl. Makes for grim viewing.

Lush hair. Lush keeper.

Doesn't even look like a fitness thing, he can hardly control the ball. Slightly worrying.