Foluwashola

The Entertainer (aka the snooker music) We need to bring something back with that tune like. "Tell al the boys you know" was epic

According to the SSN poll, Liverpool v Everton is the biggest derby this weekend

Nowhere near as nervous as last time. After the humiliation/embarrassment of the last mackem performance the pressure is on them. Will be filling my nappy to the brim on Sunday morning like.

Still get the feeling they'll come good when Torres does. Once he buggers of it will be even more delightful

Aye, but then the graph wouldn't look as good.

It's time for Joseph Patrick "Joe" Kinnear to step up to the mark.

League is tighter than an otter's snatch.

He wanted home tbh. Does Hungary have a Pleasure Beach? Ner.

Blackpool possibly about to do the double over Liverpool yet Peter Halmosi rejected them today

Undetermined niceness due to his inability to speak.

KING KENNY

If they hold on both Semi-finals will be set up nicely for the 2nd legs.

There's a direct correlation between Newcastle manager's success and their niceness levels. This graph explains it better than I can. http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5773/nicegraph.jpg

It's disappointing being the only of the 92 league teams not benefiting from the No-Pards-Factor.

This thread's going to be fun if Sunday goes badly

Apparently this walrus is somewhere in Sunderland anarl. Probably trumps Steve Cram. http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/2416/walrusy.jpg

Wearside Jack.

It's like the pundits are actually allowed to speak their mind rather than quivering pussies like Southgate and Townsend reeling out cliché after cliché.

Lambrini awaits.

Goal. Surely Foster should have done better?

Grant seems to have gone for the "Aye, he scored a couple and is therefore an attacker" approach.

The only person who's fitness we need to worry about about is a certain Nigerian-born number 23.

Poor craic. Terrible decision. We're fucked.

Exactly, this is the first derby in ages I don't feel really nervous about. Unless they beat us heavily, which they don't do to anyone regularly, we hold the bragging rights for the season. I don't feel nervous about it because I've already come to terms with the fact we will probably lose, as I don't believe Nolan and Smith are capable of competing as a central midfield pairing. You are only as good as your last win so the bragging rights will be pretty worthless unless we get a point. Now this lad speaks sense. You a regular or just one of the 15,000 going along on Sunday because it's Newcastle ? Working mate. Very rarely get to any games. Ah well, at least you've got a job. Haha, I'm at Uni as well. Impressive eh. Newcastle Uni per chance? Like anyone from Sunderland gets into Newcastle. A lad from Pennywell got 2 Ds and a C last year and was paraded through the streets.

Sewelly's fault.