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Hopefully they bring in Big Sam...

He ain't going to get a better job than the Villa one. Silly man

Paul Scholes on camera He'll have shit his little ginger panties.

A summer without Jamie Redknapp was taken for granted.

Derby look like a team of dykes with Leacock and Savage.

Poor day. Some freaky ass first day results. McBoro and Reading were particular fannyblotts.

N'Gog does seem to have the composure of wilderbeast scarpering away from a lioness.

ITV4, your favourite! Oh indeed

Ooh, didn't realise it was on ITV. Exciting news

I love how he drastically changes colour.

Hoy, I could win £9 on one of bets for Saturday. Hopefully if I win the Remy deal will fall through.

bet365 is a good business for John Coates I was not aware their owner owned bet365. I'm going to have to improve my betting skills.

Premiership Top 6: Chelsea, Man City, Man Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool, Tottenham Relegation: Blackburn, West Brom, Blackpool Surprise teams/players: Bolton, Ne idea Top Scorer: Torres Where will NUFC finish?: 15th Domestic Championship Promotion: Middlesbrough, Forest, Leeds (cos I'm mental) Championship Relegation: Watford (haha GG), Pompey (controversial) , Scunthorpe FA Cup: Liverpool League Cup: Chesterfield World La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Inter Milan Champions League: Real Madrid World Player of the Year: Ben Arfa Other First Prem manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Fat Cunt Allardyce NUFC's top scorer: Ben Arfa Will Blackpool get more than Derby's 11 points?: Nein.

How on earth can Stoke afford to pay £12.5 mil for Remy?

We never will either. It is merely a story that the fat man has released to the media and the after deadline day he will say "we tried"

Aye, I keep thinking there must surely be a decent footballer trapped in that shell of a body. All hope is then destroyed when you see him play

Didn't realise Dortmund had signed Lewandowski. FM legend, hope he does well.

Stoch has made a successful start to his little Turkish adventure, sent off.

They could have got Jose for half the price

Franny Jeffers.

I got an e-mail asking me to do a survey. Took a minute, got a fully withdrawable fiver.

Some friendly gentleman named Cleo has kept things going.

HJK Helsinki v Partizan Belgrade Fenerbahce v Young Boys Rosenborg v AIK Stockholm Dinamo Zagreb v FC Sheriff FC Basel v Debrecen £5 free bet from SkyBet.

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