Foluwashola

He'll probably take a 50 yard run up and belly-slide, and knock the ball towards goal with his head There will probably be an awkward moment when he attempts to throw it in.

Can see Woody attempting a yann kermorgant.

Good corner

Tyldesley is frothing at the nips for Woody like.

Aye, they have to include at least two fat c***s - Allardyce being the other. ITV pride themselves in unearthing shit pundits. Earle, Southgate and Townsend strive to be the shittest.

Myers has unbelievable tekkas.

Ramsay's going fucking mental

Myers take it please

Where the fucks Boris Johnson like?

I'm looking forward to seeing Nicky Butt make a two-footed lunge on the Asian kid that has no idea what he's doing.

The whole "your mother is a terrorist whore" - headbutt affair was just banter man.

Just turned it on, saw fat Sam, quickly turned it off.

They have the collective footballing ability of a herd of wilderbeest, they will probably finish bottom of the group. Its a shame, its always nice to see the home nation do well.

Lazy fucking convicts

Signed up to Ladbrokes to get my 4 free £5 bets. Have to put a fiver on, went for Algeria to beat UAE.

Man, that team seems good. I fucking hate these things, nearly always come last

Oh just f*** right off. he's in Milano for treatment right now hmph, he's in my fantasy team. One that can't be changed till after the group stage. As is Rio. You're a fucking curse.

Stupidly didn't realise you would have to select a starting XI Therefore have a bit of strength in depth. http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/2136/teamrx.jpg

King with dodgy knees would still do a better job then Carragher and Upson (and even Terry tbh). Ferdinand was badly out of form anyway so no big deal. Thats ridiculous,he only plays once every two weeks.I wouldn't have taken him at all because of this and the fact he was awful against Mexico.Carragher for all of his faults is a safer option. Would rather alternate King and Dawson tbh. Carragher is about 3 years past a level of acceptability.

Jesus, that was tricky. Had to whack in the Slovakia and Honduras keepers at the end.

It's actually pretty damn gutting that Rio is out. When on form he is our best CB by far We're now going to have to go into the WC with either King (crazy knees), Dawson (unproven), Upson (shit) or Carra (shit and old)

Upson is horrendous, hopefully King is used if Ferdinand's injury is serious.

North Korean forward's lass http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/8070/northkoreanleaderkimjonx.jpg (I apologize I shall try and find a serious one)

Does he have the virgin Mary on his arm. Even if he doesn't, folk who get religious shit on them yet have never even touched a bible piss me off