We should just sign him for the hell of it, anyone with trumpet skills like his deserves a regular wage.
Even at the age of 35 i would be immensely surprised if he managed to be worse than pancake.
Always liked the long haired beauty, remember blackburn away he loved the lily savage song when he was warming up.
The journo was caking his panties at the start like
TBF we should just send a letter into the FA asking for us to be removed from the draw because we don't our players to be upset if we get beat and the risk of life-threatening injury is too high