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Will you bring your keeper top for people to use mate? I believe I already answered this question. But if you missed it, yes, yes I will.

Well obviously I will have to drop my gear at my hotel. But it will be the briefest of stops. Might grab a beer in the bar there, just for good measure.

This time tomorrow I'll be heading getting ready to head to London for my overnight slog on the shitbus. You cunts better be out for a big session after the game. No way am I skulking back to my hotel room at 8pm.

Did it last time, someone else can have the privilege.

I'll be sitting on the overnight coach with my shin pads on. Ready and raring to go.

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I prefer it to be warm, relaxes the muscles more. By the look of you I'd say your muscles are well and truly relaxed. BOOM!

Hell yeah brah, semi-pro. Got paid cash money for realzzz. Although that was a long time and many kebabs ago. The brain still has it but it remains to be seen if the feet will still listen.

This seems like a good time to drop in that I have never missed a penalty in match conditions. Used to take regularly for my saturday and Sunday teams. Tucked them away in cup finals, title deciders and penalty shoot outs.

I refuse to lose to a team which includes Neesy.

Don't want to be getting on it before a big game. Di Canio will be all over you with that sort of attitude. Better off saving your efforts for after the match. It'll be a long day.

Not sure where will be open before 9am on a Sunday like I'll be getting in on the coach about 6am. More than happy to meet up with anyone. There's not a lot to do in town at that time on a sunday morning.

Come on you Bees, keep on buzzing (to quote a strange old man who wanders around the area).

Fucking blokes is quite gay you know. In fact it's about as gay as it gets. Only if you enjoy it.

We are talking about footballing talent here not personality, Beckham seriously is League 2 compared to George Best. Quite sad to see such a legend labelled a "wanker" just because he was an alcoholic. You could substitute Best's name for Gascoigne and the point would be identical. Different generations big man. You remember Best the player first and foremost. Of course I've seen the clips of him playing, and he was undeniably a world class player. In the top 5 ever without doubt. But I remember the guy who used to sit on the tv, looking like a tramp and blatantly steaming. To me he always came across as someone who was his own biggest fan and looked down on players and people who he deemed beneath him, a deeply selfish man. The same couldn't be said of Gazza who despite his problems has always played down his ability and been pleasant to anyone he came in to contact with, with the possible exception of his wife. Either way I have no time for people who squander their natural talent so stupidly, when millions around the world would give their left bollock to have an ounce of the ability of a Gascoigne or Best. For me, that is why Beckham is superior to them in every way. He didn't have the talent they had, he worked hard for everything he has got and deserves every penny and all the accolades he rightly receives.

Come on Brentford. Not a fan of the club myself, obviously, but my Grandad was a die hard Bees fan and my old man used to go up and down the country to watch them. Living half a mile from the ground I feel I should give them my backing, plus if they go up it should be a good night in my local tonight.

I'm a Beckham fan boy. Always have been. He has all the attributes I rate in a footballer. I'm not one for crazy dribbling and 75 goals a season. That stuff is great, Messi is obviously brilliant, but Beckham was just such a top quality pro. Stamina, Workrate, Passing, Ball Retention, Delivery, Finishing. Outstanding at all. Yeah so he didn't have blistering pace or a trick, as Waddle picked out. But he didn't need them. All he needed was a matter of inches. Just a half step around the defender and he would drop the ball exactly where it needed to be. That sort of thing is priceless. It's the sort of thing we laud Cabaye for. The guy was class and that is all that matters to me. Sadly, his fame, fortune and ridiculous good looks have made it easy to hate David Beckham and detract from the fact he was one of the best players of the last two decades. And as for George Best's opinion. I couldn't give a fuck. He was a world class player but a first class wanker. If he had more about him as a man he could have had everything Beckham had rather than drinking himself into an early grave with only the people who wanted another drink anywhere near him. I know which one I would want my kids to grow up wanting to emulate.

I'm normally #4 but I haven't bothered on this years shirt.

I've always liked you Ian. No matter what other people say.

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Lots of unreasonable baseball hate going on here.

118% book. Bloody thieving bookies.

Everywhere.

I'll bring mine anyway.