MKSC

Hell yeah, just watching the clock now till it's time to get going. Road Trip. Woooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm stuck in a meeting from 1 to 4, so I might not be in the best of moods You can leave your bad vibes at the side of the road man, I'm not having you bring me down.. This will be a happy trip for happy people.

Hell yeah, just watching the clock now till it's time to get going. Road Trip. Woooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had envisaged the first ringer-less Red/Blue game, which would have been marvellous, but we've always had em and it's a bit of a needs-must sorta thing. It's no biggy. Shame we've been forced into having both of em like, with the losses of Stu (is he playing?) and KenDahl, but there ya go. If Stu is playing, and you're bringing in a super human 14th player, when we've only got 13, that's a bit Stfu for once you whiney little bitch. He isn't playing. That's right. Here comes the trash-talk. If I'm not playing, I'll have my own runner. I haven't embarked on an 8-hour roundtrip to not be a part of the quadrilogy! 8 hours. Pffft. Wimp.

Any non-metal blades will be fine I'd imagine. But make sure you have a spare set of trainers if you don't have normal moulds.

Your record says otherwise. NOFC games don't count as they have all been lost. SJP was far from serious. This is the big one.

I am not coming all the way from London to Newcastle to lose, that is a promise.

CRAZY FOOL!

You couldn't score in a brothel. To quote Rafa Benitez. FACT!

wheres that? REDS ARE SHIT BTW. You knows it!

Everytime I see this thread I seem to merge the start so I read Van Gosling and all I can think of from there on is the arch-nemesis of Count Duckula. http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tehrobocoddess87/images/charsline.jpg

How can you stay loyal to someone you've never played for?

Only in a shoot-out Kezzy. I'm on pens during the game. Comprende. You still want picking up?

Is that some sort of threat? You're gonna grom the blues. Don't know what it means but it'll be you lot getting the gromming!

The banter on here is getting a bit ridiculous. I can forsee a shocking 0-0 draw with limited goal mouth activity.

Shouldn't miss from 12 yards man. Leaving myself open to comeback on this but I back myself from the spot 100%.

I hope not. Football isn't about fun. It's about winning.

I think defo if it's a draw. Not sure how it would feel after one team gets a whooping though. I'm happy to take one any time, and Yorkie already said I could take penners for us if we get one in the game.

currently sat with an ice pack strapped to my hamstring You blatantly just bottled playing the last 10 the other day because we were being anally penetrated... If only I was that type of person...would've taken up your offer to sub off when the sixth goal went in... I'm up front for this one. SO no heading errors can occur... Trust me. I won't be missing any headers.

I was going for the appreciative sort of smiley, but a bit cheeky if you will. Anyway, sort your hammy out. Vive les bleus.

PRESS RELEASE Newcastle-Online Blues FC release charity single. With just days to go before the big grudge match with their arch-rivals "The Red Team" the much heralded N-O Blues FC have released a single in aid of 'Help for Zero's', a Newcastle based charity which aims to rebuild the lives of amateur footballers who have found their lives shattered upon sudden realisation of their ineptness. It is estimated this condition costs literally thousands of pounds to local businesses as the aforementioned talentless morons struggle to even get out of bed due to their overwhelming sense of uselessness. With many top pundits forecasting a trouncing for the Red team in the big derby game this weekend it is widely expected there will be a sharp increase in demand for their services. As a precaution H4Z have put geordie legend Paul Gascoigne on stand-by to deliver fluffy dressing gowns, 4 packs of lager and KFC bargain buckets to disconsolate Red teamers on Saturday evening. The single will be available for download from midnight tonight but Newcastle-Online have got a sneak peak of the video for your enjoyment. In other news, experienced centre back Colin 'MKSC' Rance has vowed to keep the Red team attacking triumvirate of Kev Moore, Dan 'Semtex' Burnip and Mr Slim quiet by telling them a series of knock-knock jokes and bemusing them with cockney rhyming slang. For more news in the run up to the big game stay tuned to Newcastle-Online.

And another thing. Is Keef definitely coming up from his new abode in Cambrigeshire for this?? We are rapidly losing numbers for this one. It'll be 7vs7 shortly if we don't stem the tide.

I could get one in and then let Peter play for the reds. Let me know what you think. Is the other one better than Peter. If not then the idea stinks.

Easy now rude boy. Or I might leave you half way along the M1. try it! If I had any ability on Paint or photoshop I'd blatantly be knocking up a picture of me and the regulars in our shiny blue shirts driving off from Tibshelf services being chased by a bloke in a red shirt, devouring a double whopper.

Anyone else just pictured Yorkie dropping the phone when the bloke said "No, ONE HUNDRED and fifty five pounds. No bother from me. Just looking forward to the game. Can I have the postcode for the new pitch please as I don't know where the fuck it is.