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You don't mess with the family.

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Unfortunately for use of that you've just received a one match ban from the NOFA. I wanted to be inclusive of the yanks on the forum. I'm an equal opportunities kind of guy. And you just try and keep me away, sucka!! I've been in fitness training for 8 weeks.

Time to update the poll I think, as well as the team list. Who will win?? What will the score be?? Who will be 'MVP'??

You're fast turning into my fav. poster that joke has been re-tweeted about 1million times today.

A likely story.

Been out running three times a week for the last two months. Furthest I've done is 8.5 miles and normally at least 4.5. It still hurts every time but it's better than sitting on the sofa and I'm sure I'll be more mobile than in my recent games.

I expect us to be in the third tier of teams, those being the ones not challenging for europe but unlikely to be relegated. This could see us finish anywhere from 10th to 16th and I'd be over the moon if that were the case come may.

Incase anybody missed it, QBG is looking for somewhere to crash on Friday night, and I might also need somewhere to kip. Chances are we won't be up till close to Midnight (although I don't suppose that will be a problem, we'll just have to meet you in a bar/club ). Anyone who can help let us know.

Just the normal 5 seats Kezzie. Neesy and TheRgulars are coming up from London with me and I'm dropping them at their respective abodes somewhere in the Greater Newcastle Metropolitan Area. I don't know if I am picking them up again in the morning to take them to the game but I would presume that will be requested and I'm a nice sort of guy. QBG is also after a lift if he gets digs for the night. Although at the minute I'm also not sure where I'm staying. I was going to my Gran's in Peterlee but as we're not leaving London till 6ish due to TheRegulars work I doubt I'll be getting to her house till gone midnight after I drop the lads at their places, which is too late to be bothering her. Could probably do with a place to bunk down for the night myself, which would then preclude me from being in the Durham area to pick up the Kezman family. It's all getting very complicated. Rocker did offer me a bed the other day and I might be inclined to take him up on that. If all else fails I'll sleep in my car. I've done it before.

He had to stand there with a tennis racket/racquet/whatever with him. Why? Incase we didn't know what he did for a living?

I envisage at least one red card in this match. Uruguay love a late tackle.

Aye, I know that. But shirley they could have found someone else in the Cape Town area to fill in. My, what a good hit that was.

Surely they could have whizzed in another co-commentator?? It's a world cup semi-final FFS, there must be hundreds of ex-footballers and pundits knocking about.

over here! pick me! i said first It's my 30th Birthday that weekend. Tickets to this would be an ace present. I can furnish you with cash or alcohol Jill. Your choice. It's my wedding anniversary, birthday and it's the anniversary of the death of my favourite childhood pet. Also, I am meeting my long-lost brother who lives in Papua New Guinea that weekend, it's his first time in Newcastle and he's the biggest Alan Smith fan in the world. I was actually telling the truth, see here http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?action=calendar;year=2010;month=10. Was planning a big binge in the city that weekend anyway with a few pals. Tickets would be immense.

over here! pick me! i said first It's my 30th Birthday that weekend. Tickets to this would be an ace present. I can furnish you with cash or alcohol Jill. Your choice.

I am driving, but we're coming up Friday evening after work (not mine, obviously as I'm an unemployed bum). You'd need to have some digs organised. If you have then I have no problem picking you up.

I'll just quickly run that through google translate. Translating. Hang on, nearly done. Oh right. It's like that is it. Well, I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberrys.

Get on with it. All aboard the Col express. Regular services from London to Newcastle. CHOO CHOO. No smoking or farting in the car though. Or else.

As I'll be dropping you there I don't suppose it'll be too hard to pick you up in the morning.

The Kezman brothers are from Durham. I'll be staying friday night at my Gran's place near Peterlee, wouldn't be a hardship to swing towards the A1 instead of going up the A19. I know where the station is if that's any good. That's grand! Ok, I'll talk to you about it a couple of days before the game. If I forget just PM me.

The Kezman brothers are from Durham. I'll be staying friday night at my Gran's place near Peterlee, wouldn't be a hardship to swing towards the A1 instead of going up the A19. I know where the station is if that's any good.

I'll have my car with me, coming from Durham area in the morning if anybody needs a lift.

Can we have an update of the respective squads please Yorkie.

I've got room in my pocket for him.