MKSC

Mine cost £25.

Me, Stu and QBG are in NW L4 Block D. Still some seats in our vicinity that are available.

I concur. He's a decent player but he'll be on the wrong end of an MKSC bollocking if he doesn't embrace the team ethic of les bleus.

subs do not equal ringers. I don't care about it at all. Yorkie: look above. *mentally imagines Yorkie looking at the ceiling in whatever room he is*

Still no word from Gaz or Nick?

But not in a gay way.

Flights Booked. Check. Match Ticket Booked. Check. Greg's Sofa Bed Booked. Check. All I need now is to make sure I have enough beer tokens to last the weekend. How much will I get for a kidney?? Any more players on the horizon? Madras? Crofty? Tall Striker? The Regulars?

I actually did score once direct from a throw in. Launched it miles in to the box, loads of people challenged for it but everyone missed it and it went in at the back post. Ref allowed it as he was watching the players to see if there was a foul rather than actually watching the ball. The other team obviously kicked up a fuss but the ref was having none of it. If he'd asked me I'd have told him it went straight in, but he didn't and I wasn't about to volunteer the information.

The Ginger Pirlo might be coming too. He said he was on facebook the other day.

Anyone who spends money they don't have following their football club because they believe it makes them a brilliant supporter needs to head down the hospital for a brain scan, just to check they have one like.

I don't overly agree with the new scheme but I will say this, I watched three games in L7 last year and I noticed a problem every time. The back rows would have way more people in them than they should have had without the rest of the area being any emptier. I can only conclude that people were coming from other parts of the ground to stand in the section. The stewards seemed to have difficulty stopping this or controlling the people in the area. If they brought in this new ticketing procedure to stop this then I'm ok with that although simply improving the stewarding would have been enough.

I can't really get too involved in this debate as I don't and can't go to many matches. But I can say with absolute certainty that if I lived within reasonable distance of SJP then I would be at every game I could make, regardless of the section I had to sit in and if I needed a membership or not. But that's just me, everyone is entitled to make their own decisions for whatever reasons.

Peter yes, Deano no. Grrr.

Greg, are Deano and Peter playing??

Neesy, when did you become such a miserable establishment bastard? If there is one thing that gets me fucked off it's people suggesting that one type of football is wrong. If it gets you points then most people will be happy with that. Not every team can be Barcelona or Arsenal.

We might not like it but there is no law against playing shite football. If the manager can get the players, board and supporters to buy what they are selling then good luck to them. If everyone played the same way football would not be as interesting. And tbf, we've served up some awful dross in our time. Nothing on the scale of that. This is an entertainment business, if all teams played like Stoke their would be nee-one willing to pay to watch the fucker. No it isn't. It's a game of football. If I want entertaining I'll watch the latest tv series on sky 1 or go to the cinema. It's an entertainment business now, people go to be entertained because football is now imo a middle class sport to go and watch now. Your opinion is wrong. Only idiot commentators think that footballers should be offering entertainment. People go to football to support the team that they love and they'll do that regardless of how entertaining it is.

We might not like it but there is no law against playing shite football. If the manager can get the players, board and supporters to buy what they are selling then good luck to them. If everyone played the same way football would not be as interesting. And tbf, we've served up some awful dross in our time. Nothing on the scale of that. This is an entertainment business, if all teams played like Stoke their would be nee-one willing to pay to watch the fucker. No it isn't. It's a game of football. If I want entertaining I'll watch the latest tv series on sky 1 or go to the cinema.

We might not like it but there is no law against playing shite football. If the manager can get the players, board and supporters to buy what they are selling then good luck to them. If everyone played the same way football would not be as interesting. And tbf, we've served up some awful dross in our time.

Five more! I'll start licking my fingers after I take a piss, get used to the taste. If he gets to 7 I'd recommend finding a fit girl who's a bit kinky and letting spray it all over you. It'll desensitise you to the whole drinking piss thing you will be doing by the end of the season. I'd let a fit girl do that to me even if I didn't have a bet on. Good man.

Five more! I'll start licking my fingers after I take a piss, get used to the taste. If he gets to 7 I'd recommend finding a fit girl who's a bit kinky and letting spray it all over you. It'll desensitise you to the whole drinking piss thing you will be doing by the end of the season.

Bored Stu?

Nobody else is. Who wants to play Stoke more than the regulation two times a season. That's just asking for trouble.

Tonight is a great chance to convert your bairns! Surely they must see the light now? I was desperate for tickets to go, would have been great for them to see us stuff it up Chelsea at the bridge. For now I'll settle for mocking them in the hope they will turn.

I'd rather put out the Newcastle Rugby team and/or Ice Hockey team out against Stoke than any of our players.

Used to play for Hampton & Richmond did young Abdul Osman. Fact!