Ameritoon

Interviewer lobbing out some softballs here. Pardew at least doesn't blame the fans.

There it is. Nice few shots of the crowd

Shola. Perfect way to wrap it up, Alan.

Goddamn, he's got excuses for both of them.

How will Pardew spin that one? Looked like it could've been the wind.

There it is

Colo and Cazorla are best mates

Fuckin Jose

ffs

He's been terrible He's never been given a consistent run in the team until now.

Demba should've been playing most all season.

Predictable

Was just thinking about him the other day. Terrible

Glad Kobe showed up

shit bale

Damn fine

This man is incredible. When you think it can't get any worse he wants to re-sign Shola and start Rob Elliot. His problem solving method is to do the opposite of what any sane person would.

He's been impressive, but I wouldn't put him in the England squad. Got torn apart by Milner last week and been the weak link in a few other games this season. He's young so I suspect he'll develop well and become a consistently good player, but that's not now.

Can they have Courtois back now?

oh shit

FFS

Kind of feel bad for him, but mostly just laughing at Sir Alex's retirement speech.