Ameritoon

SSN saying it broke 'two or three' minutes ago

You'll get used to footballers being younger than you, don't worry. I've been dreading it for years.

Just realized he's younger than me

Wow, get in. Thought I was getting a little overzealous when I put all four targets on the team in FIFA.

Amazing how far he's fallen, even if he stays he's taken a massive hit. RIP my love for Colo

Haven't seen a replay of it yet either, could be very bad.

No sympathy for the ballboy, little cunt, but that was worth it.

Demba the physio

Great performance from Podolski

dat football

That makes m think there's something more sinister than just two people looking alike, it has to be aliens or something because they're almost exactly the same.

That's actually a good description

The guy who plays Arthur Weasley in Harry Potter

Pards sighting

Feels like Cisse in the sense that this is the signing I wanted more than any other CB and I never thought we could pull it off.

So, Adu is essentially gone? How will you cope, tears, ice cream, a sad wank?

Literally eating pizza right now

Never been that convinced by him, but for this cheap and with his recent goal record I can't complain.

I guess I'm just going to keep looking at the forum all day. I just want this to be announced, just one, pls.

Anybody see how the Congo goalie celebrates a goal? Must be gif'd

Poor from Walker