Ameritoon

He compared her to Michael Bradley so I see no other option.

Xavi tap in, 1-0

That's what it's like at every American sporting even ever.

That's Xisco's job

They got my order wrong at first so I ended up with double the Taco Bell. Delivery was on level with Jonas.

So, Arsenal are third now? God, those long suffering fans...

Amazing that we can start a game with no creativity with Marv and even Obertan on the bench. That's what his backups are for, and yet he leaves them on the bench when it's their shot to make something happen. Fortunately they came on and changed things. I don't mind Shola starting from here, even though I'd rather it be Cisse, but at the very least Marveaux has to be starting.

Yes please

I deserve some Taco Bell after watching that

Fucking foreigners coming over to your island and diving everywhere.

Play on man, ffs

Will never get my head around it, up there with trying the same set piece over and over.

Amazing that we started this game without Marveaux or Obertan, use your fucking creative backups when the two starters are injured ffs. How is that such a difficulty concept?

Jesus Christ, Sholessi

Stream died, change it, we scored. Okay.

Feel bad for Papiss, thrown out on the right and given 60 minutes to score to keep his place. Never going to work very well.

Obertan and Shola...

Fuck this commentator

How can Jonas be this bad at crossing?

A bit better, just no creativity

Wigan 2-2 Arsenal Man City 4-1 Reading Newcastle 2-1 QPR Southampton 1-0 Sunderland Tottenham 0-0 Stoke City West Brom 1-1 Norwich West Ham 1-1 Everton Liverpool 1-0 Fulham Swansea 1-2 Man Utd Chelsea 2-1 Aston Villa

I'd say we need at least 2 if we're going to play 4-4-2, which seems to be Pardew's preference. The only traditional wingers we have at the moment are Jonas, Obertan and Ferguson, and it's difficult to make a case that any are good enough for the first team. Ben Arfa isn't a winger. He's great wide in a 4-3-3 but shouldn't be allowed near the wing in a 4-4-2. Not sure where else he would go

I don't have to do the traveling, so I'll take this draw.