Ameritoon

Shaky as fuck at the back

Wow

When was the last time we've actually paraded a signing along pregame or at ht?

What? Has he really been that bad at West Ham?

That is excellent

Suarez vs. Hill/Nelson is never going to go well

The silver lining is we can now put out a more balanced eleven. Will always be angry at how little we profit on him, though.

Glad I just woke up an saw this and the Ba news, didn't need to get my hopes up at all before being crushed.

Cahill is shit, would be pointless

Definitely not

Remember when he was going to get an England cap?

Looks about right

Utter nonsense. This is a good a reason as any for Ashley to invest in some competent defenders. Both are applicable

Not that Ashley needs a reason to sack a manager, but this is as good as one as you can get.

So, does this mean Ashley buys defenders? No

I'm just too mentally exasperated to think about this.

No reason to even put emotion into this.

How bad can one backline be?

Great form from Oba

I hate the way you write it. You don't have to fucking hear it though!

Marv is our shining light of creativity

Hate the way Drury says Carzola, sounds like he just had mouth surgery

yay

Is there some opt-out program on corners?