Ameritoon

He's so good, man

Dis gonna be good

Shea to Stoke is back on.

We started 9 in the last match. But these ones are better!

Gotta hope I get out of class early for this one. Pards saying he thinks Sissoko is Premier League ready, could start 9 internationals tomorrow

Never a chance for Osasuna

Mike, we're not even asking for this, why are you giving us more?!?!

101GG twitter account says Lambert's been sacked? E: Looks like they're basing it on that fake tweet. Cunts

That's a 0 in there, not an O.

So, we're really committing to this? Shit

SSN saying it broke 'two or three' minutes ago

You'll get used to footballers being younger than you, don't worry. I've been dreading it for years.

Just realized he's younger than me

Wow, get in. Thought I was getting a little overzealous when I put all four targets on the team in FIFA.

Amazing how far he's fallen, even if he stays he's taken a massive hit. RIP my love for Colo

Haven't seen a replay of it yet either, could be very bad.

No sympathy for the ballboy, little cunt, but that was worth it.

Demba the physio

Great performance from Podolski

dat football

That makes m think there's something more sinister than just two people looking alike, it has to be aliens or something because they're almost exactly the same.

That's actually a good description