Ameritoon

Will never get my head around it, up there with trying the same set piece over and over.

Amazing that we started this game without Marveaux or Obertan, use your fucking creative backups when the two starters are injured ffs. How is that such a difficulty concept?

Jesus Christ, Sholessi

Stream died, change it, we scored. Okay.

Feel bad for Papiss, thrown out on the right and given 60 minutes to score to keep his place. Never going to work very well.

Obertan and Shola...

Fuck this commentator

How can Jonas be this bad at crossing?

A bit better, just no creativity

Wigan 2-2 Arsenal Man City 4-1 Reading Newcastle 2-1 QPR Southampton 1-0 Sunderland Tottenham 0-0 Stoke City West Brom 1-1 Norwich West Ham 1-1 Everton Liverpool 1-0 Fulham Swansea 1-2 Man Utd Chelsea 2-1 Aston Villa

I'd say we need at least 2 if we're going to play 4-4-2, which seems to be Pardew's preference. The only traditional wingers we have at the moment are Jonas, Obertan and Ferguson, and it's difficult to make a case that any are good enough for the first team. Ben Arfa isn't a winger. He's great wide in a 4-3-3 but shouldn't be allowed near the wing in a 4-4-2. Not sure where else he would go

I don't have to do the traveling, so I'll take this draw.

3-0, Man City-esque wall

Says a lot about the US backline that our two starting fullbacks play in the two worst defenses in the Bundesliga.

Could be 3-0 by now

It's the "banter" comments I'm referring to. People just can't understand why using a word referring to a group of people in a negative sense is wrong. Besides, the FA have already set a precedent when they fined Macheda.

Looked at the Suso thread on RAWK to see what they think of his fine, not pretty

It is pretty hard to use scissors being left-handed.

Well, this could be fun

That is some shit defense

Just hope we can build of this.

Always likely when we put ourselves in these situations. It's been like this all season.

Liverpool 2 v 1 Aston Villa Man Utd 3 v 0 Sunderland Norwich 2 v 0 Wigan QPR 2 v 1 Fulham Stoke City 1 v 1 Everton Tottenham 1 v 0 Swansea West Brom 1 v 2 West Ham Reading 0 v 3 Arsenal Essentially Barton's picks because I'm a lazy cunt

Simpson trying one-touch football...