I've been around for quite a while. I've dealt with it before. I love it tbh, it's what football rivalry is all about.
Bimpy's been making too many jokes about his wife to pay attention to who other posters are.
I'm glad you said that.
She has me on a diet.....ME. I thought it was some sick joke like, but no i open up me packed lunch and what do i find, salad and some trackers bars (liked the trackers though).
But the crowning turd on the pie was the bonus of her hair mixed in with my lettuce and tomato tub of joy.
I walk in the door and she is bent over hoovering, oh the humanity.........never realised that little bimps would never ever go hard ever ever ever again.
The only other bird to chat me up lately was fatter than Mrs Bimps........i'm sad now........
Fair enough