Rosenrot

I’d rather have Rashford than Gordon

cringe

I hope my man suds has some filthy spreadsheets ready to go

You wouldn’t ship RHD cars to Italy for the summer.

Off to Man U

Maybe this is Bruno’s last home game and he wanted to score

Burnham wants to ban it, apparently

I wonder if Hearts are going to raise an almighty stink, especially if it’s true that their players were attacked and injured in the pre-full time pitch invasion.

Dare I say that the game has gone

Why not roll the dice? Assemble the lawyers

Honestly this whole thing is absolutely tinpot

This is the point where you go for a walk around the block

Sign this keeper up as well. Much more composed than Pope and can kick a football

Hearts used all their subs before 70 minutes? What is this mental behaviour?