Rosenrot

I’d rather have Rashford than Gordon

cringe

I hope my man suds has some filthy spreadsheets ready to go

You wouldn’t ship RHD cars to Italy for the summer.

Off to Man U

Maybe this is Bruno’s last home game and he wanted to score

Burnham wants to ban it, apparently

I wonder if Hearts are going to raise an almighty stink, especially if it’s true that their players were attacked and injured in the pre-full time pitch invasion.

Dare I say that the game has gone

Why not roll the dice? Assemble the lawyers

Honestly this whole thing is absolutely tinpot

This is the point where you go for a walk around the block

Sign this keeper up as well. Much more composed than Pope and can kick a football

Hearts used all their subs before 70 minutes? What is this mental behaviour?

Sign up all these Hearts players I say

This cunt fucked off yet?

Purely down to that Morgan Rogers golden run between September and Christmas

Utter shite yet again

Your mam says the fomer

We can’t even get the ball into the penalty area in injury time. Basic stuff

We’re never scoring in a million years

Has Wissa touched the ball yet?

We’re not going to win the league pal

Boring