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Give him time and he'll break Undertaker's record. Nah, I get the feeling you'll get something from this one. Dry lips?

Sunderland have Southampton at the weekend and Aston Villa have Everton it's not beyond the realms of possibility they both win them. We could be right in the shit come this time next week.

Ha Ha Ha

I wish I wasn't at work so I could have gone to the stadium tonight. This guy's life man. Sickening. That's why I need to balance my karma by following you. And fuck you to

I genuintly thought this was an actual match thread for a second

http://img.pandawhale.com/41622-Grumpy-cat-good-Rl59.jpeg

Messi beats Ronaldo hands down. Ronaldo is by all accounts a great footballer and attacker, his goal record and creativity prove that, but Messi is something else entirely, he is by all accounts a complete Footballer, he could come back steal the ball and signal handedly create a goal, in a way that I don't think Ronaldo would be able to.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20150428/newcastle-united-club-statement_2281670_4675719 :lol:

Losing 2-0

It's like no one in their PR department has a brain

Got sold to Stoke

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32315677

Their Twitter makes for an entertaining read right now

Jesus They are literally like a baby who throw's their toys out the pram and the first sight anything bad is said towards them. Surprised the media hasn't been banned yet, considering the amount of press Ashley Out campaign has gotten. Pathetic.

That owner

Charlton Athletic FC ‏@CAFCofficial 16m16 minutes ago Bournemouth celebrating like they've completely ruled out a 19-0 defeat at The Valley on Saturday. We'll see... #cafc :lol:

Bournemouth

Fucking class goal that.

I don't have the time or inclination to read through the entire stadia part of this, but feel free to yourself. I couldn't see a set size on first glance but i'm sure it will be in there somewhere. http://m.premierleague.com/content/dam/premierleague/site-content/News/publications/handbooks/premier-league-handbook-2014-15.pdf

Blatant pen and red. Awful penalty mind

That's true to a degree but there's plenty of people who have made fortunes but still treated their staff with dignity and respect. I don't know much myself, but isn't Richard Branson meant to be a really nice guy?

It is slightly plucky tbh, there squad value this season is apparently £21M, which is 14th overall. Last season they were 22nd with a squad value of £14M. Admittedly they had the 6th highest squad when they got promoted from League One, but it's still a achievement imo.

Howeay

Sky Go lagged halfway through that move. Class