Dyeyzzon

So it's assured first halves and gutless second halves now? O aye...

Newcastle scoring from a corner. Almost right up there with 'Newcastle winning a trophy' in my "what I want to see my club do before I die" list.

Hatem?

Really does go invisible when he's not playing a blinder, does he.

What happens when you employ mackem tactics.

Aye. 5-1 for Shola's second tbh. But I get ya.

He's had a few s*** touches but he's been largely fine. Created 2 chances tbf.

In addition to when?

The silly and the superb, the silly and the superb, the silly and the superb, it's Ameobi. As consistent as black and white stripes.

Boom.

Aye. Batters defenses as a sub tho.

MackemSlayer form Shola has left the building.

Sherla wide man doing okay so far

Aye bad week. GW 9 1. 1-1 2. 3-1 3. 1-1 4. 1-0 5. 1-1 6. 4-0 7. 2-1 8. 2-0 9. 1-3 10. 3-2

Enjoying what's left of their European away trips.

Ajax.

Santos is f***ing cack like.

Gonna end nil-nil that one.

Xisco 3 Cisse 2.

I think he came on as a sub in the second-half and Colo came off at half-time. Scored their goal. Wilo's defending for that I remember him being bummed in the post match interview. "Mike, what happened there?"

Aye, such a pain to follow European matches in our timezone like. Won't miss this one tho as I'm off school for the next 2 weeks. Anyway, I'd go with Krul Anita Taylor Williamson Ferguson Tiote Bigirimana Obertan Amalfitano Marveaux Cisse Could easily go two up top as well with Shola for Amalfitano. Going for a 3-1 win with Cisse x2 and Shola (as sub)

Fletcher's Hollywood impression was just karma after Cheick's own antics in the derby last season, tbh.

The long ball over the top sometimes gets him imo. As in Birmingham of 2 seasons ago. Anyway, harsh of me to pinpoint his weaknesses especially after today's shift.

They only got a point when our best defender came off, and it was even our own player who did the honors. They were that dull for 11 v 10 for much of the game.