Dyeyzzon

You know, our 6-game winning run last season began with a similar uninspiring 1-0 win over Norwich.

Obertan is truly turbos***. Literally. Turbo and s***.

He's clearly hungry, having not had a meal for a month.

I miss having a beast like Tiote

Aye, I'd be twice more confident with him in.

Get in, Tiote.

Header on target from a corner.

Yep. Go over his goals last season and you can see how natural he put them in.

Another six months and we'll have goal-line controversy when he cannons it off the underside of the bar...

I think we should give the pen role to the one with the most confidence, not the player in need of it, imo.

Let him take it when he still has not scored when we're 5 up or something. That miss will just lower the confidence and probably reduce the chance of him actually breaking his duck in this game.

If this turns out to be a reverse scenario of the Everton game, I'll weep.

Seriously, stop it with these "confidence boosting" penos. Result first before any of that s***.

Pedestrian NUFC first half, now when did I see this before? Oh wait...

I've seen Michael Owen play more in recent years than Giggs taking penalties tbh.

Only decent?

I hope Saylor's normally luckless glass legs could take 2 games a week for some time like.

Talk about lambs to the slaughter.

His Twitter image seems so different from the one the news makes of him, or his agent rather.

Maybe we haven't been feeding them goat lately.

Our lack of depth will be horribly exposed here. Was hoping that either Ba or Cisse would come and at least provide a massive threat up front. Cisse seems to be prone to illness recently too. Anyway, I'd go with Disco's team, but I'd start Romain ahead of Gabby as I think Obertan is way better as an impact sub. I think Pards will bring Fergie, Obertan/Sammy, and Campbell on. 0-0 now imo. Solid enough defense and holding midfielders for us to keep a clean sheet, but Shola alone doesn't fill me with confidence.

Pards benched him simply because he was always going to need them rested for the European match in midweek. I'm sure he'd play both of them on the same team on any other schedule.

FFS. Bloody Newcastle "Jets"...gives you a heart attack like when MO was rumored to them.

How laughable is that. KK, Sir Bobby and maybe even Chrissy. Not bad company tbf.