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Redknap would probably be the best choice tbf, despite him probably been the dodgiest spiv in world football

Fair point like

What the fuck are that mongo's youtube videos about like? I'm guessing he's got some sort of genuine mental issues which makes me feel sly mocking him

I realy see the wheelchair bound one riding a truck across an American highway.

Tbf on Leon Best he's yet to have a poor patch in the Premiership, granted he's only played a dozen games or so. I certainly think we would have scored a few more had he been in the said instead of Shola and Lovelyhands, and if nothing else he offers good mobility up front. Would love us to bring in a proven striker of real quality though.

Thats sexy as fuck tbh

Risk. £7 million on a player who has baggage here and has a proven track record of having a p*ss-poor attitude is a risk, imo. Give over. He's proven himself to be a top PL player. Playing Ferguson would represent a far greater risk. I'd play Gutierrez, with Ferguson as back-up. Is this the great United for Newcastle vision? Over-throw Mike Ashley and then just not sign anyone anyway as we can use our kids? I long for the days we're we a forced into playing the Matty Pattisons and Paul Huntingtons of this world again, good times. Poor. witty.

spot on, it makes no sense at all If I didn't know any better I'd assume that Colocho was a gimmick account.

Risk. £7 million on a player who has baggage here and has a proven track record of having a p*ss-poor attitude is a risk, imo. Give over. He's proven himself to be a top PL player. Playing Ferguson would represent a far greater risk. I'd play Gutierrez, with Ferguson as back-up. Is this the great United for Newcastle vision? Over-throw Mike Ashley and then just not sign anyone anyway as we can use our kids? I long for the days we're we a forced into playing the Matty Pattisons and Paul Huntingtons of this world again, good times.

spot on, it makes no sense at all

Imo we're 2-3 players off of having a team of genuine quality, we're just severely lacking any options on the bench and in reserve. I don't expect us to bring the worlds best, or pay break the wage limit on folk, but some people just need to stop been scared of bringing in a player incase he upsets the apple cart. 2 examples are Stephen Ireland and N'Zogbia, 2 very realistic signings who would undoubtadly improve us 10 fold, but people would rather start Shane Ferguson and Harris Vuckic instead because of there reputations, which is utter madness. Basicaly we cannot look at our starting 11 and think "but if he comes wouldn't that mean this other guy will be shafted out?" or "but he has history, he'll ruin the team spirit." etc.

This, if a player is happy at not been used he must try and make a statement to show he is worth his place in the side, competition can only be good. If he's pushing for the door by been a bellend of Ben Arfa esque-proportions (at Marcielle), then sell him for the right price, if you cannot get the right price, he stays and suffers. People need to cut loose this whole 'sweet harmony' thing, as it'll only get you so far. We need genunine quality, both in our first 11 and in reserve, otherwise we'll finish another mediocre season, call all of our players shite, bouycott the place, go on a protest, and then get relegated.

Charles N'Dogbia

Risk. £7 million on a player who has baggage here and has a proven track record of having a p*ss-poor attitude is a risk, imo. It's this kind of attitude that will see us relegated again within the next few years tbh Rubbish. There are other wingers out there that we could realistically sign this summer. Despite Zog been a cunt, he's never shown to be anything less than fully commited on the pitch. He's wanted out of Wigan since he set foot in the place and has still been there best player by a large margin. French wingers are notorios moody cunts, but there probably the best wingers we've had in decades.

It's this kind of attitude that will see us relegated again within the next few years tbh

Jonas Barton Ferguson Ranger Lovenkrands sorry in that case im with you. Our bench as it is now is absolute s***. Hardly one player I look forward to coming off the bench, mostly I pray to god someone DOESNT. It's true. I often pray that Lovenkrands is substituted without anyone coming on for him.

Might aswell play some young-ins tbh, Smith & Perch in the same midfield would be fucking horrific.

Chubby Jason clearly is Ousamane Dabo like

Folk on RTG are right like, it would be fucking hillarious if they got recognised and there dole money docked when they go to sign on

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Just too much brilliance for words My favorite part: “I’ve heard no one does this at Newcastle for their home strip, so it shows Sunderland has the most loyal fans. Even if we can’t beat them on points, this shows we can beat them on loyalty.” Followed by “We watch the games on TV and this is how we show our loyalty,”

Taylor wouldn't go, and Blackburn wouldn't want him. Samba alongside Coloccini would be wank worthy though.

Come on man

So boring it's enthrauling