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I'd say you both bore and entertain in equal measure tbh. For different reasons. I think you're totally wrong but i would say that. City play a slow paced game that relies heavily on Carlos Tevez. They play 2 sitters ffs and rarely try anything adventorous. When Tevez isn't about they have Edin Dzeko who's a damn good striker but due to City's slow paced, non existant wing play he looks like he was signed from Stevenage Borough and not a 32m striker from Wolfsburg. Did yo watch us against them this season? we opened them up at will. Totally dismantled them but their defensive set up and motm goalkeeping by Hart got them a point. What about the 2 games last season? we trounced them at ours 3-0 and beat them at theirs too where we controlled the game. All they do against good teams is set out to defend and get a goal on the counter...even at home ffs. One thing i will say is that they're more efficient than us this season due to their great backline and our crop of s*** strikers. You say we scored 1 less then them this season which is absolutely brilliant being that our strikers have been utter turd and they possess a World class striker in Tevez that saves them week after week. Have you seen our strike force and we're like 5th top scorers in the league or summat man. You don't know the meaning of the phrase KD

Balotelli's forighn though, so he has that loveably dozy charm that you just cannot bring when you we're raised in the south of England

Smothers the ball well does Krul like, 3 times in the last 2 games he's gotten down at the strikers feet well and prevented an almost certain goal.

Didn't Norwich do a load of smash and graps last season aswell? Mental how well there doing tbh

What the fuck was Phil Brown doing like the pillock?

I honestly didn't realise I came across as such a mongo on here that somebody would actualy mistake me for thinking Shola Ameobi is good enough for Manchester United

Which squad members wife is the most energetic in bed?

Shola to Manchester United - don't think so. That is why I said Owen was a better player. By the way I hate them both before anybody thinks I'm sticking up for Owen. I honestly don't even know what your trying to say here like mate In what way is Shola like Owen, other than they have both had some injury problems during there time at Newcastle?

I don't think anyone is disputing Sherla's erratic moments of hillarity tbh

Shola is absolutely fuck all like Owen, probably the worst comparison you could have made tbh Owen couldn't fuck off quick enough, Shola just won't fuck off.

However, theres no better footballing sight than watching Shola Ameobi score a goal, it's beutiful.

But it's not "brilliant one game, horse shit the next", it's "brilliant one game, horse shit the next 5-6". He's consistently useless and incosistently brilliant.

"Wazza" What an absolute bunch of twats he and his team mates are.

Don't think he like Krul, battered 2 horror balls at him today

Probably was if you wern't waching your side play kamakaze football outside of the own box for the majority of it.

Tempted to sign up to a Blackpool forum and moan on about how we we're incredibly unlucky not to take the 3 points, label Shola Ameobi as MOTM, and tell them the Pleasure Beach is shit. Just for the craic.

It makes it appear like we're making an attacking change.

So Rangers back in the bad books then?

Why are we settling for a point exactly? Blackpools defence is horrible, if we had a striker on the feeld who wasn't smacked off his tits the ball would probably stick better up top. Change made now, with 2 minutes of injury time left ffs.

So aye, anyone come up with the difinitive reason yet why Shola is looking to last the full game?

This game never happened

James Perch, fuck off Pardew, just fucking go. Now.

Ireland again doing well, probably our MOTM which is fucking worrying

Has Ranger been knicking shit again or summat? he should have been on the field 20 minutes ago

looks like the drugs are finaly starting to wear off