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Has Ranger been knicking shit again or summat? he should have been on the field 20 minutes ago

looks like the drugs are finaly starting to wear off

Thats better

Has Jose's lass lef him or summat?

Shola has the ability, his legs just don;t quite do what his mind tells them half the time

Tbf like they fucking mugged us at SJP, swings and roundabouts

Has Ameobi been date raped before this game or summat? Got to be the the unsteadiest footballer on his feet i've ever seen.

This isn't even funny now like

Blackpools movement is sexy as fuck at times like

Need to make a change like

Ameobi is managing to do everthing right yet everything wrong at the same time

Both teams are here for the taking, school boy defending on show

Everyone has been shit, a fast paced game does not mean that every player has to be fucking lightening quick man. Basic stuff. Who has? 2 people on the last page

So we're playing s***, and people just bring up the whole "Fast game + Nolan slow = He is problem" bollocks man

He's playe his best games of the season since then man

This could be 4/5-1 this Pitiful at just about everything we're trying to do

Used to like the man about a year ago, become an insufferable attention seeking twat since he's got into the Premiership though. Doees my fucking head in.

Looked marginal, definatly cannot blame the linesman like if it wasn't as Jose was pretty much hugging the net

Knock the bald cunt out man Carver

This, exelent fullback but f***ing hell, he's like the 2nd coming of Fachetti on this forum

A left back isn't exactly just some expendable position you know, theres no reason why he shouldn't be paid any more/less due to the position you play. Along with Tiote (EDIT: And possibly Ben Arfa) he's probably our most valuable asset, and we've seen on the other side of defence what it can be like to have a poor player slotting in at fullback. Should be withought doubt one of the top earners, if not THE top earner at the club imo.

He's certainly not "far better than Baines like", from a purely defensive point of view he is, there isn't many fullbacks in world football who get inbetwean man and ball as good as Enrique (and that's not an exageration). He isn't great from an attacking sence though, links up great with the winger and can take players on at will sometimes, but his delivery is largely hit & miss, despite the fact he looked like a young David Beckham against Blackburn a couple month back.

I wouldn't say parker was 'limited' like, he's an all rounder, good at many things but not spectaular at anything exept the fact he's got a good engine. (unless thats what you meant by limited like, in which case I just have a differant meaning for the word). He's a much better footballer than Gareth Barry man.

Also, how is it possible for an athlete to become so out of shape? Is it just a Bazilian gene or something? Once they reach there mid to late twenties do the just crumble to some irresistable urge to eat pure lard by the bucket load or summat?

Remember when Reo Coker was such a promosing playing aswell