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The last 2 posts are spot on imo Dresden & Sewelly's

His goals apart I thought he was quite average against Man City myself and today he was woeful. I'm probably like a broken record I know but I truly believe as a footballer he is really average and although he will cause a side problems with his height and strength a smart defender or tactics would easily nulify him in my opinion. a lot of goalscorers would be classed like that. Not £35m ones shearer wouldn't have got a game for us in midfiled and that was a world record fee. You've lost me there. he was the equivlient of the current 35mill striker and never seemed to be a brilliant footballer, just very effective at scoring goals and leading the line. like carroll. Don't agree with that, think Shearer was twice as good on the deck. Not to mention being cleverer and more sensible... and carrolls better in the air. carroll is also better on the deck than he's given credit for. Better than he is given credit for, maybe. Better than Shearer? No chance. andy carroll can go past a man with the ball more often than shearer ever used to. neither are fantastic footballers, shearer was on his own as a goalscorer but then he was the most expensive player in the world, carroll isn't. Go past a man with the ball more often than Shearer? I couldn't disagree more, not sure where you're getting that from. years of watching. You seem to only remember Shearer post injury at Everton. i doubt carroll could dash past the full back and whip in a pin point ball from the byline like Shearer did for Ferdinhands header against Man U. Sublime piece of play from a centre forward that was

Who s*** on your cornflakes this morning? You took a blatent joke answer and got worked up. Get over it man only an idiot would think comparing Best and Bale was serious well i've been pure whooshed then, fair play

Got you mixed up with dresden, still your whole argument is utter shite

Aye and Best hadnt played a Premier League game til January this year and has to carry Lovenkrands most games, Nani has more goals, Nasri has more goals etc. I never claimed he was better than Nani or Nasri, or that he had scored more goals than them, I infact made it clear that he hasn;t been the best player in the league by a long shot, all I said was 7 goals is a good return, which it is. Luka Modric, who your arguing has been better than Bale only has 2 goals man, you making no sense at all and completely contradicting yourself to extaordinary levels with each consecutive post.

Since Greaves, i reckon. This. Shearer's as a goal scoring at Blackburn (and early Newcastle days) was absoltely sublime, his goalscoring record during that time was ridicilous and I doubt there is many people in the English game who have a better goals to games ratios during a 5-6 year period, ever. And although you can say Carroll is better in the air due to shear size and power, there's no way he's a better header of the ball than shearer ever was, both attacking it and flicking it on. Carroll is 22 ffs. I'm too young to know what Shearer was like at Southampton/Blackburn but I don't see any reason why Carroll won't become as good as Shearer. I never said he would or wouldnt, did I Just saying he hasn't got as good technique with his head than Shearer ever had, his age is irelivant. If he gets better during his career then fair enough, but he may stay at the same level, he may get worse etc. We can only argue the current Carroll, not some hypothetical future Carroll

Since Greaves, i reckon. This. Shearer's as a goal scoring at Blackburn (and early Newcastle days) was absoltely sublime, his goalscoring record during that time was ridicilous and I doubt there is many people in the English game who have a better goals to games ratios during a 5-6 year period, ever. And although you can say Carroll is better in the air due to shear size and power, there's no way he's a better header of the ball than shearer ever was, both attacking it and flicking it on.

He is a winger to be fair like Rodger, 7 goals is a good return. Still though he hasn't been the best player in the league this season, not by a long shot.

The other side of easy going smiling Kenny was revealed there when the mask slipped. I wonder what he will be like if things dont go to plan. Rape? Murder?

I wouldn't say Parker was untoo underated, he seemed well liked tbh, just people found that he suffered from Damien Duff syndrome and just never advanced play enough from what I can remember. He's undoubtadly got better at that of late though, still not enough to be classed as one of the best midfielders in the league like, thats just MOtD sensationalism that people eat up.

From what i've seen when Parker has come up against a decent midfielder he's been absolutely dominated

f***ing HELL?! SAGNA?! VdS Ivanovic (I know he played mainly CB) - Vidic - Kompany - Baines Nani - Wilshere - Parker - Modric Tevez - Berbatov I think. I agree with that, exept Parker who's having a great yet masively over-exagerated season. Come on, i have Nasri bias but i think Parker has been a driving force for them this season, would love him at Arsenal playing alongside Wilshere and behind Cesc. Aye he's having a great season, he's the standout playing in a horrid side. He hasn't been one of the top 2 central midfielders in the league though is all im saying, absolutely no where near imo

Also if Bale won the PotY then how did he also not win the YPotY?

YPTH should be 20/21 or younger. 24 years old and nominated formthat award is just stupid, absolutely no differance betwean the 2

Going by SSN Stoke fans have the shittest craic in the league, "Are yiu watching city? Be stared, be very scared" Absolutely woeful banter.

f***ing HELL?! SAGNA?! VdS Ivanovic (I know he played mainly CB) - Vidic - Kompany - Baines Nani - Wilshere - Parker - Modric Tevez - Berbatov I think. I agree with that, exept Parker who's having a great yet masively over-exagerated season.

But he's not even been your best player. The award is a farce and footballers are thick. I doubt the footballers even care tbh, just watch a bit of MOTD and stick a daft vote in for whoever is in the headlines. The award is an absolute load of bollocks like

Jack > Bobby

If you'd read my post you'd realise why it's in here. It's the cult that travels among all footballers and onto their twitter accounts that is the pet hate. The place and food is distinctly average which compounds this. I did read it. Calm down dear. It's alreet then. Chicken is bland. The worst of the major meats when not used creatively. this times *infinite sign*. (I dont know how to do an infinate sign like so that will have to do)

Chicken is lush when part of a bigger meal (in a pasta, on a pizza, in a wrap etc) but just a chicken fillet by itsell is just boring imo, cooking it in Peri Peri sauce just sounds shit. As I say i've never even been to Nandos before like so I don't even know why I'm commenting

Ive never been to Nandos either like, Chicken is probably the most boring meat there is and I cannot see how that Peri Peri sauce is going to make it worthy of my time. I like chicken like, don't get me wrong, it's just not a steak at the end of the day.

class

Some proper awful wind up merchants on here like

Why are all the Liverpool youngsters annoyingly ugly? Spearing, Flanagan and Robinson are all incredibly mingin. Summik in the water