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Simon Tractor

fucking hell

Exact same time aswell, well done lads

He's playing 5 minutes for the country of his Grandmothers birth man, HIS GRANDMOTHERS BIRTH! You just cannot put a price on that shit

That tear jerker of a speach from Dury was just urgh

Ramires needs feeding like

Is it right that i'm watching a Brazil friendly with more enthusiasm than I was my own country in a European qualifier?

Ganso is sexy as fuck on FIFA like

That would be disastrous for England, in my opinion. No matter how talented he is, you can't depend on a 34-year old playing every 3 days at the tail end of the season. This, plus add to the fact tha Lampard has looked nothing more than average for 90% of his England career, I just cannot suddenly see him putting in a cup winning performance when his legs have gone.

By "TV cameras didn't see it" they mean "MOTD chose not to show/analyse it". Utter cunts the FA and the BBC.

I think it's an exelent idea tbh

Anglo-Italian Cup winners 1993: Newcastle United

An ape in a suit, football still continues to amaze me

Also, have you seen the Newcastle match threads when we're playing shite? It's worse than this

It's called theres nowt else on and taking the piss out of England is funny

Colemans pretendie laugh there was bad like

Singing "Wales is a shit hole, I wanna go home" now

Here comes James Milner to realy shake things up, I cannot wait.

England realy are a shit team to watch like, international bbreaks can fuck off

My experience of breaking a toe is whatever you do, do not kick a ball again after about 4-5 weeks Feels fine but the bone will still be weak and you can end up f***ing it for a lot longer

No way he'll play against Wolves like, absolutely no way.

Was he realy calling everyone cunts in this talk in? I hope so like

For starters, Jagielka isn't a RB. Didn't he used to play mainly as a RB for Sheff Utd?

"Giggs will tear you apart" is a cracking chant. Was actualy the song that was in my head when I typed that Quality like

Man U have a decent song sheet aswell tbh. Whilst i'm typing they sing that song again, this is like when Accrington Stanley sang 3 songs for the entire 90 minutes whilst slinging bog roll onto the pitch