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Good look, looks like a bone

Also, is it possible to get whiplash from crashing into another car? I thought whiplash was caused by your head jolting back, usualy due to a car crashing into the back of yours?

Fuck off man, that's a Geordie that like, no-one can seriously be that fucking retarded Not even a mackem

Have Ben Arfa and Coloccini actualy cut the legs off there trousers from the knees?

cheers

Was Tdeans that lad with a shit hairstyle (presuming that was him in his avatar)? He seemed pretty thick like, I didn't realise he'd left though? No-one got a transcript of this fabled meldown?

But when a lad from Salford who's supported Man Utd all his life refers to them as 'United' on a night Newcastle aren't even playing isn't a big deal. Different story if he was a local lad or we were playing them and he said Newcastle v United like, but it's just some sad prick with inferiority complex trying to look like NUFC #1 FAN. The fact he refers to himself as a pre sky Newcastle fan shows what an embarrassment he is. Deleted my post as this said everything I said, just better Totaly agree.

Just basicaly cheeky kids who reckon there the bollox, and dress in track suits/berghaus etc. It's when they don't grow out of this phase thats the problem. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4JWtIEhnGLY/SdYmwNsCdjI/AAAAAAAAAA8/wbo7iKcI68c/S1600-R/chav2.jpg http://www.latania.co.uk/photos/2004/CharverWatch/charver1.jpg

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Sarcastic or not, what he said made sense.

Just gotten the new PhotoShop so tried fucking around with the Nike French Kit and came out with this, needs a bit of touching up on the badge, logo & sponsor, and the colours are all too light/dark, but I reckon it would look alright. I wish Nike did our kits like.

wow

Has enyone ever actualy bought another clubs shirt (Juve, Santos, Udines etc) and actualy unsown the badge and sowed on an NUFC crest? I'm guessing not like but i'd like to see how it would look. (Opens up Paint)

What an utter bellend man

100% agree with this, even stoke get addidas shirts! Some people complain for the sake of complaining... Not really. They're complaining because they dislike Puma, like Adidas, and Newcastle's kits are made by Puma. And the irony is that not so long ago the thought was that Adidas was sh*t, looks ugly cramming Adidas stripes onto an already striped shirt, and that we are glad to be leaving Adidas because Puma produce some nice looking stuff. It would only be ironic if I or Ryanegg shared these sentiments. All I ask is that my logo is stitched onto my shirts, is that realy too much to ask?

Honestly man it's like the lead designers over at Puma are a bunch of 14 year old Charvers. Puma badge on the shoulder? Gold??? F***ing iron on logos... I'm suprised theres even a tag on the inside of the coller.

I wish Puma would just fuck off. Cheap tacky shite

So Haten Ben Arfa's injury reminded you how great it was to support the toon?

Ian Dowie on SSN just said (refering to the 2-5 Inter-Shalke game) "I can't even count but inter must have to score about 7 goals now"

http://u.goal.com/103000/103056.jpg James Perch and his pure radgie heed http://www.soccernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/kenny-dalglish-new-liverpool-manager.jpg And Kenny Dalglish looks like a proper gypo caravan dealer, stinks of tabs and wears a shitty jacket.

Well this is canny daft like

One thing this weekend has proved is that the theory that Newcastle fans are not bothered about finishing above Sunderland Who's theory was that in the first place like? Of course we want to finish above Sunderland, we just won't buy a shit load of memorabilia when we do.

Its been resurrected every few days all season long, not just when we go ahead of you. Yes times have changed, you are not so confident about your team any more and with good reason, whereas we've remained realistic all season. You are saying you are good on paper, but in all honesty you are an average premiership team at best despite spending huge amounts of money, and you rode your luck first part of the season. Your goalkeepers are average, prone to mistakes, central defence is average while only Bardsley can be counted as a decent fullback, in the centre you are confused, no one plays in the same position apart from Cattermole who is a dirty c*** and his stand out quality is injuring people while Henderson still has yet to have a decent game all season. You've added a couple of Africans which haven't settled while one of them although being utter dogshit has been hailed on wearside as the next best thing since a benefit increase, due to his teammates winning him a Champions League medal. Upfront you've got Gyan who looks more interested in playing for Ghana (in fact he's more interested in rapping than Sunderland) isn't and out and out goalscorer while he will be looking for a move away if you finish in a s**** position. Add to that several key players who are not yours and are playing for their parent club to notice them. The man in control of all this has a proven record on how not to finish a season, isn't really one of you which he's reminded every loss or poor performance and has spent a shitload with very little return. Whatever money is available in the summer, would you really want him to spend it? If he wasn't so preoccupied on getting us back, finding a song to play, maybe he'd have time to work out where the goals can come from, but even in his latest defeat all he has on his mind is us, and how you bounced back from the humiliated 5-1. Are you that insignificant everything, every last detail of your season revolves are us? Bruce will hail this season as a success if he finishes ahead of us, problem is, too many of you will buy in to it and happy to do it all over again next season minus a couple of key players who've had enough. I think you'll all finally look back on Quinn's decision to sign on Bruce for the foreseeable as a decision so bad it ranks alongside giving Capello a new contract before the world cup, but then again its not like Sunderland to shoot their load early, or believe the season is finished in January. And when it comes to sack him? £10m. Remains of the Bent money, and if you think he's a putty faced b****** Mag now, just wait till you try and offload him, he'll want the lot and take you to the cleaners. He'll be buying pints for us lot all over Newcastle when that day comes. 'Have a pint on sunderland, sorry it took so long'. I do think however there is no chance of you going down. 7 games left, 4 at home, winnable games all over, but no goals in 7 hours, one win in 10 and all those teams knowing they are in a fight to survive, do your players have the stomach? Does Bruce and more importantly, do the fans at the SOL? I highly doubt you will be since 90% of you believed next season you'd finally get a chance to even up your European goal tally against Shola Ameobi, but being the 3rd lowest goalscorers in the league, it would take some time. Wank material that like, cracking post.

This is getting a bit silly now like, how can somebody possibly be touch and go for about 4-5 consecutive games (in the space of about 2 month). Either Pardew is just flat out lying, or our medical staff realy are the complete shite that they seem.